Before and After

[Jeff]

Nope, she can't whoop my butt!! I'm too awesome for that.

What she CAN do though, is watch me starve, or beg, or screw up food, go penniless, get angry, starve until I admit I was out of line and beg at her feet for mercy.

Although I agree she can do all that, I am still sticking with she can whoop that butt.