WTF? First an alligator, now the bushes

[jimnyc]

And here I thought I was a little weird.

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Naked Connecticut Man, 81, Arrested For Illegally Communing With Nature

A Connecticut octogenarian is facing criminal charges after he was spotted, sans clothing, “humping” a bush outside his home, police report.

Wallace Berg, 81, was arrested Monday on public indecency and breach of peace charges in connection with the incident last month at his Stratford residence.

According to cops, a neighbor called 911 to report that Berg was walking around his backyard in the nude and had communed with a bush.

The neighbor, who filmed Berg’s antics and later showed the video to police, told cops that he confronted the pensioner. In response, Berg “stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized to him and then went into the house,” police reported.

Berg, a retired embalmer, is free on $10,000 bond and is scheduled for an August 5 Superior Court hearing.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-humper-908734

[Balu]

An ill person. Ну needs treatment.

[gabosaurus]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...-hospital.html

Picture the scene: a Texan with a handgun spots a humble armadillo shuffling across his property at 3am on a Thursday morning.

He fires off three shots.

But the bullets are no match for the animal's armour plating, which deflects at least one of the bullets right back into the shooter's face.

[NightTrain]

That must have been one hell of a sexy bush. Was it trimmed?

[gabosaurus]

That must have been one hell of a sexy bush. Was it trimmed?

You should ask her...

[WiccanLiberal]

Retired embalmer? Poor man may be suffering from work related illness. Long term formaldehyde exposure has been associated with memory deficits and personality changes.

[indago]

That must have been one hell of a sexy bush. Was it trimmed?

Maybe he was delivering a political message:

FUCK BUSH