What’s the difference between Michael Moore and an elephant?
About 50 pounds.
Juggalo
Michael Moore Jokes
What’s the difference between Michael Moore and an elephant?
About 50 pounds.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What happened when Michael Moore went to the beach?
People kept trying to push him back into the water.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What happened when Michael Moore went to the zoo?
People kept throwing him peanuts.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What happened when Michael Moore went to the circus?
People kept trying to get him to stand up and turn on a platform.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What happened when Michael Moore went to a Thanksgiving Day parade?
People kept trying to tie towropes to him.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What happened when Michael Moore was floating in the ocean?
Spain claimed him for the new world.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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When happened when Michael Moore was born?
They smashed a bottle of champagne against his side.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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When Michael Moore was in school, what did he use to carry his lunch money?
An armored car.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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Why doesn’t Michael Moore drive on freeways?
He keeps getting waved into the scales.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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Why does Michael Moore wear shirts?
To hide his harpoon scars.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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How do you clean a tunnel?
Tie a rope around Michael Moore and drag him through.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Godzilla?
One’s a big, ugly monster and the other appears in Japanese films.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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Why does Michael Moore hate America?
Just look at what growing up there did to him.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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How do we know Michael Moore is from Flint?
What other city could produce such a slob?
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
Juggalo
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What’s the difference between Michael Moore and Adolph Hitler?
Hitler was devoted to his country.
If you attack the Clintons publically make sure all your friends know your not planning on commiting suicide ~ McCain 2008
Happiness is Obama's picture on the back of a milk carton.
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