Michael Jackson Jokes..........

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Q: Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids?

A: In his tanning salon.

Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson?

A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.

Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson?

A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason.

Q: Where is Michael Jackson's other glove?

A: In Brooke Shields' pants.

Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys?

A: Monsigneur.

Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?

A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?

A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids.

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Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist?

A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in.

Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads?

A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation.

Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson?

A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi?

A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy?

A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common?

A: Both are force fed to little boys.

Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley?

A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave.

Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television?

A: "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!"

Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her
the question?

A: "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing... NO KIDS!"

Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night?

A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own.

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Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley?

A: About two dress sizes!!!

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

A: Got two fives for a ten?

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Q: What doesn Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?

A: They both stick 5 year old meat between fourty year old buns.