First Post Wins $5000

[Motown]

Where can I collect my money?

[Perianne]

Where can I collect my money?

What money?

[Motown]

My $5000 of course.


OT: cute dog.

[Perianne]

My $5000 of course.


OT: cute dog.

I am not a dog, but thanks anyway.

[Motown]

I am not a dog, but thanks anyway.

I didn't say you were. I said nice dog. You women are diabolical.

[Perianne]

I didn't say you were. I said nice dog. You women are diabolical.

You said "cute dog". See? You can never trust what a man says!

[Motown]

You said "cute dog". See? You can never trust what a man says!

The old me would have said WTF? The new married me says 'yes dear, that dog in your lap means nothing'.

[Perianne]

The old me would have said WTF? The new married me says 'yes dear, that dog in your lap means nothing'.

Well, now that you are newly married, I hope you don't say f-words! At least not around wimmins.

[Motown]

Well, now that you are newly married, I hope you don't say f-words! At least not around wimmins.

Just to be clear I'm not newly married, my kids are grown and gone. But I remember the old me. Unfortunately so does my wife.

[Perianne]

Just to be clear I'm not newly married, my kids are grown and gone. But I remember the old me. Unfortunately so does my wife.

Oh, I get it. You are a new married man, as you have changed. But you still follow the Lions?