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    Default Arrogant stinking muslims..

    A devout muslim entered a cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off
    the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to
    music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western
    music, which is the music of the infidel.
    The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door.
    The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
    The cabbie answered,
    "In the time of the stinking prophet, there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a
    camel!!"
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    Perfect answer!!!!! --Tyr
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    Islam has made none of these inventions so after leaving the western invention of the car he would then have to get off the road!
    "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christie Brinkley View Post
    Islam has made none of these inventions so after leaving the western invention of the car he would then have to get off the road!
    Exactly so. Camel paths in the desert sand , littered with their droppings hardly count as creating anything or lasting- other than shat...- -Tyr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot View Post
    Exactly so. Camel paths in the desert sand , littered with their droppings hardly count as creating anything or lasting- other than shat...- -Tyr
    Newsflash: They traded in their camels for white 1984 Toyota pickups.
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    Its not like there's even a pretence that this is meant as a joke full of funny, rather than a joke full of spite.
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Its not like there's even a pretence that this is meant as a joke full of funny, rather than a joke full of spite.
    Now THIS is an actual cultural difference. We make fun of any and everything and don't get a stick up our butts about it.

    Look at it this way ... WHEN exactly has tyr tried to hide his dislike of Muslims? I think it's a bit late for him to try hiding it in a joke, don't you? Sometimes, you just have to take things for what they are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Now THIS is an actual cultural difference. We make fun of any and everything and don't get a stick up our butts about it.

    Look at it this way ... WHEN exactly has tyr tried to hide his dislike of Muslims? I think it's a bit late for him to try hiding it in a joke, don't you? Sometimes, you just have to take things for what they are.
    Look at it this way - when is spiteful behaviour positive?
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    ....What good has islam (Muslims) ... ever brought to the world and human civilization?




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    Quote Originally Posted by LongTermGuy View Post
    ....What good has islam (Muslims) ... ever brought to the world and human civilization?
    There's a Python sketch you should watch about Romans...

    However - regardless of that, spitefulness for spitefulness' sake is poor form.
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    There's a Python sketch you should watch about Romans...

    However - regardless of that, spitefulness for spitefulness' sake is poor form.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Look at it this way - when is spiteful behaviour positive?
    Where's that British dry wit? Drummond's still got his. You have no sense of humour. I'm big, strong, angry and bald, and got a temper from Hell and I make fun of myself. Where do you think that leaves anyone else? At least I know who and what I am and ain't trying to convince anyone otherwise.

    You're trying to over-think a joke. When did we start doing that instead of just taking things for what they are? Oh yeah, early 80s. When you wimps and women decided men should act like girls. Screw all that wuss crap. In case you haven't read the cliff notes, I don't care who I piss off. Nobody's got to guess what I'm thinking.

    How many political forums are there on this board? Yet you want to turn this joke political because of your overly-sensitive skin? You don't have to respond, you know. CLUE: IT'S A JOKE. CLUE#2: If Tyr wants to attack ragheads, he don't mince words. Humour is humour, PC boy with your little rainbow.

    You are so typical of the left. You demand we accept you but you accept no one else. Give yourself a rest.
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    Overthink? The title of the thread alone displays the spitefulness I've referenced.

    A mummer of 'if it's posted in a humour forum you have to ignore whatever comments are made' does not pass.
    If you also agree that an animals suffering should be avoided rather than encouraged, consider what steps you can take.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Its not like there's even a pretence that this is meant as a joke full of funny, rather than a joke full of spite.
    Tissue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noir View Post
    Overthink? The title of the thread alone displays the spitefulness I've referenced.

    A mummer of 'if it's posted in a humour forum you have to ignore whatever comments are made' does not pass.
    Bullshit. It's a joke. You've ruined a thread with your PC whining.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Bullshit. It's a joke. You've ruined a thread with your PC whining.
    Not the first time...
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