Arrogant stinking muslims..

[Gunny]

Not the first time...

No, it's not and it gets annoying. Especially to someone like me who can't remember crap. Hard enough finding where I was posting yesterday without 5 duplicate threads, or someone politicizing a dang joke. We don't have enough politics here we need to drag it into the Humor forum?

I have absolutely NO appreciation for poetry. I think I've made 1 post in tyr's poetry threads and it was just to tease him. I just don't look. It works. It's his thing. Got a sick joke or an un-PC one? That's your gig too. If I want to argue Islam with tyr, we got several other subforums for it and he's got plenty of threads in them.

You know how many jarhead jokes there are out there? Or Texan jokes? Try being Southern. Who cares? If you ain't firing an AK at me, it ain't going to hurt.

[DLT]

Look at it this way - when is spiteful behaviour positive?

Or....look at it this way....

when has the results of leftists' ""good intentions"" ever actually been positive? (rhetorical question)

And as for "spiteful behavior"....

nobody can ever top the average stuckonstupid leftist in that category.

[DLT]

Where's that British dry wit? Drummond's still got his. You have no sense of humour. I'm big, strong, angry and bald, and got a temper from Hell and I make fun of myself. Where do you think that leaves anyone else? At least I know who and what I am and ain't trying to convince anyone otherwise.

You're trying to over-think a joke. When did we start doing that instead of just taking things for what they are? Oh yeah, early 80s. When you wimps and women decided men should act like girls. Screw all that wuss crap. In case you haven't read the cliff notes, I don't care who I piss off. Nobody's got to guess what I'm thinking.

How many political forums are there on this board? Yet you want to turn this joke political because of your overly-sensitive skin? You don't have to respond, you know. CLUE: IT'S A JOKE. CLUE#2: If Tyr wants to attack ragheads, he don't mince words. Humour is humour, PC boy with your little rainbow.

You are so typical of the left. You demand we accept you but you accept no one else. Give yourself a rest.

Noir is one of those perpetually offended over everything (everything that does NOT count, that is) lefties. Never offended at Obama or government over-reaches or grabbing more and more power at our expense, mind you. But always offended at "other people's" behavior but their own....if or when (only) it does not further or follow in lock-step with his leftist stance and agenda.

And of course, attempting to shame his opposition into silence is yet another passive aggressive tactic of the left. It's not working for them these days because people have had enough of their BS/crap. Must suck to be them.

[DLT]

Overthink? The title of the thread alone displays the spitefulness I've referenced.

A mummer of 'if it's posted in a humour forum you have to ignore whatever comments are made' does not pass.

And who, exactly, is it.....that is forcing you to not only read, but to participate in, this thread???

[DLT]

No, it's not and it gets annoying. Especially to someone like me who can't remember crap. Hard enough finding where I was posting yesterday without 5 duplicate threads, or someone politicizing a dang joke. We don't have enough politics here we need to drag it into the Humor forum?

I have absolutely NO appreciation for poetry. I think I've made 1 post in tyr's poetry threads and it was just to tease him. I just don't look. It works. It's his thing. Got a sick joke or an un-PC one? That's your gig too. If I want to argue Islam with tyr, we got several other subforums for it and he's got plenty of threads in them.

You know how many jarhead jokes there are out there? Or Texan jokes? Try being Southern. Who cares? If you ain't firing an AK at me, it ain't going to hurt.

Used to be Polish jokes. And here in Texas, Aggie jokes. But you know as well as I do, by now, that lefties have no sense of humor. They never have and they never will. Their idea of humor is anything that mocks, ridicules or generally denigrates their opposition...which is anyone on the right.

[DLT]

A devout muslim entered a cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off
the radio, because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to
music, because in the time of the prophet there was no music especially western
music, which is the music of the infidel.
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab, and opened the door.
The Arab asked him, "What are you doing?"
The cabbie answered,
"In the time of the stinking prophet, there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a
camel!!"
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Perfect answer!!!!! --Tyr

Lol! Now, a good ole boy Texas cabbie would have turned the radio off and started singing "All my exes live in Texas". And then asked...."better now?".

[tailfins]

Lol! Now, a good ole boy Texas cabbie would have turned the radio off and started singing "All my exes live in Texas". And then asked...."better now?".

That would be a POLITE Texas cabbie. A less than polite one would turn off the radio and play this CD:

"All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight"

I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand.
Lord, its hard to be a bachelor man.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean,
I got girls that can do anything in between.
I got to get ready, make everything right,
'cause all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Do you want a drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey honey this is ole Hank. Ready to get the thing started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Now my party pad is out in the woods
Its long, long way from here to Hollywood,
But I got some natural queens out on the floor
And ole Miss Mississippi just walked through the door.
Got a little whirlpool just made for ten,
And you can jump out and you can jump in.
You can do anything that you want to do,
But uh uhh, don't you step on my cowboy boots.

Do you want to drink. Hey do you want to party.
Hey this is ole Hank. Ready to get your summer started.
I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice
And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.
Do you want to drink, hey do you want to party.
Hey hey this is rock'n Randall Hank, ready to get the summer time started.
We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice,
All my rowdy friends are coming over tonight.

Thats right. Come on in!

[Gunny]

Used to be Polish jokes. And here in Texas, Aggie jokes. But you know as well as I do, by now, that lefties have no sense of humor. They never have and they never will. Their idea of humor is anything that mocks, ridicules or generally denigrates their opposition...which is anyone on the right.

I LOVED Aggie jokes. "How many Aggies does it take to put a horse on a saddle?"

[jimnyc]

That would be a POLITE Texas cabbie. A less than polite one would turn off the radio and play this CD:

Sweet, that used to be the Monday Night Football song!

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Its not like there's even a pretence that this is meant as a joke full of funny, rather than a joke full of spite.

Its not as if my honesty does not precede me here. I make no pretense when I speak truth about such vermin. Why should I?
Does not truth stand on its own? Even in that joke the truth was easily seen and was why it was so damn funny!-Tyr

[Gunny]

Lol! Now, a good ole boy Texas cabbie would have turned the radio off and started singing "All my exes live in Texas". And then asked...."better now?".

[Gunny]

Lol! Now, a good ole boy Texas cabbie would have turned the radio off and started singing "All my exes live in Texas". And then asked...."better now?".

[Gunny]

Its not as if my honesty does not precede me here. I make no pretense when I speak truth about such vermin. Why should I?
Does not truth stand on its own? Even in that joke the truth was easily seen and was why it was so damn funny!-Tyr

Yeah, you're about as sneaky as me. What's that thing in the middle of the ring? Oh looks like a f-ing bull.

[Gunny]

Lefttwingnut response: Why is there a bull in the bullring?" Ummm .... "Can't we negotiate with him." You go right ahead. Just make sure I got a ticket. I wonna see THIS crap.

Bet he cain't even saddle a horse..

[LongTermGuy]

There's a Python sketch you should watch about Romans...

However - regardless of that, spitefulness for spitefulness' sake is poor form.

Answer the question...


"What good has islam (Muslims) ... ever brought to the world and human civilization?"