`Dear Walmart, Someone Insulted Me In One of Your Stores. Your CEO Must Now Resign.`

[LongTermGuy]

Crazy... funny!



~ "I am writing to inform you of a terrible attack I suffered in one of your stores this week. The assault against me was so violent and oppressive that I had to immediately retreat to my healing space, where I lay whimpering on the floor for three and a half days, barely able to move or breathe. I emerge now,

courageously, only because I must see that those responsible are made to answer for their crimes. I feel deeply triggered even speaking about it, but I must soldier on, in the name of #Justice."

"It all started in the parking lot of my local <nobr>Walmart</nobr>. I was walking from my car to the store, minding my own business, when suddenly another customer, a man, walked up and accosted me. I should pause here and apologize to the transgender, agender, nongender, pangender, bigender, trigender, and quasigender communities if they feel offended or victimized because I’m labeling this individual a man.

To be honest, he never mentioned his gender identity, and I would be the last person to ever assume anything about anyone. But in this case I feel comfortable guessing that the entity in question was a man because, in my experience, only cisgender white Christian Republican <nobr>middle class</nobr> heterosexual men are ever guilty of doing anything wrong. Anyway, I don’t really believe in <nobr>labels</nobr>, except for the five or six labels I just used in the previous sentence." ~

http://www.theblaze.com/contribution..._term=Firewire

[Gunny]

Crazy... funny!



~ "I am writing to inform you of a terrible attack I suffered in one of your stores this week. The assault against me was so violent and oppressive that I had to immediately retreat to my healing space, where I lay whimpering on the floor for three and a half days, barely able to move or breathe. I emerge now,

courageously, only because I must see that those responsible are made to answer for their crimes. I feel deeply triggered even speaking about it, but I must soldier on, in the name of #Justice."

"It all started in the parking lot of my local <nobr>Walmart</nobr>. I was walking from my car to the store, minding my own business, when suddenly another customer, a man, walked up and accosted me. I should pause here and apologize to the transgender, agender, nongender, pangender, bigender, trigender, and quasigender communities if they feel offended or victimized because I’m labeling this individual a man.

To be honest, he never mentioned his gender identity, and I would be the last person to ever assume anything about anyone. But in this case I feel comfortable guessing that the entity in question was a man because, in my experience, only cisgender white Christian Republican <nobr>middle class</nobr> heterosexual men are ever guilty of doing anything wrong. Anyway, I don’t really believe in <nobr>labels</nobr>, except for the five or six labels I just used in the previous sentence." ~

http://www.theblaze.com/contribution..._term=Firewire

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