Pastafarian

[indago]

From Rapid News Network 15 November 2015:
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Lindsay Miller says she is a Pastafarian, also known as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is a secular religion that believes the existence of a “spaghetti monster” to be just as possible as the existence of God. ...Lindsay Miller, from MA, USA, was originally told by the MA Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV) that she would not be able to wear the drainer on her head. She says wearing the spaghetti strainer allows her to express her beliefs.
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[Gunny]

From Rapid News Network 15 November 2015:
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Lindsay Miller says she is a Pastafarian, also known as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is a secular religion that believes the existence of a “spaghetti monster” to be just as possible as the existence of God. ...Lindsay Miller, from MA, USA, was originally told by the MA Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV) that she would not be able to wear the drainer on her head. She says wearing the spaghetti strainer allows her to express her beliefs.
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I think you might have misspelled that a little.

[Abbey Marie]

Two thoughts:

1. I've long thought that this explains a lot of people: If you can't look good, look weird.

2. I wouldn't want to be her on the day she meets the real and living God whom she mocks today.

[revelarts]

If the worse atheist did is wear Kitchen Utensils on their heads and mock like kids on the playground that'd be a relief.

As it is they've removed prayer from public life, especially schools.
Removed the written scripture from various public venues.
Practically striped the Bible and Biblical moral teaching from public and higher education.
And consistently block various morals applications from public legal consideration.
Among other things.

I wished they'd all just wear stupid hats and chuckle.

[Gunny]

Two thoughts:

1. I've long thought that this explains a lot of people: If you can't look good, look weird.

2. I wouldn't want to be her on the day she meets the real and living God whom she mocks today.

THAT is the trick and why I try to not them bother me. Gonna suck to be them in the end.

[gabosaurus]

Once again, you people are mocking a person's freedom of religion.
Learn about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and your soul (or at least your pasta) will be set free!

http://www.venganza.org/

[Russ]

Two thoughts:

1. I've long thought that this explains a lot of people: If you can't look good, look weird.

2. I wouldn't want to be her on the day she meets the real and living God whom she mocks today.

In regard to point #2 - I can understand that someone might have no faith, but I don't understand someone like this nitwit who on top of having no faith, feels like a major part of her life needs to be mockery of those people who do have faith. That smirk on her face will look a lot different when she does meet her maker.

In regard to point #1 - you're right, there's no way she was gonna look good, so she may as well put a spaghetti pot on her head and pretend that she was going for "weird" the whole time...

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

In regard to point #2 - I can understand that someone might have no faith, but I don't understand someone like this nitwit who on top of having no faith, feels like a major part of her life needs to be mockery of those people who do have faith. That smirk on her face will look a lot different when she does meet her maker.

In regard to point #1 - you're right, there's no way she was gonna look good, so she may as well put a spaghetti pot on her head and pretend that she was going for "weird" the whole time...

A country fried Southern man would look at her picture and say, What an ugly biaaatch.,. she'd make a train take a dirt road...
And whats on her head should be over her face. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly and fat too. Truth and humor--we love it... --Tyr

[gabosaurus]

A country fried Southern man would look at her picture and say, What an ugly biaaatch.,. she'd make a train take a dirt road...
And whats on her head should be over her face. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuugly and fat too. --Tyr

If you were a REAL homegrown Southern man, you would marry her anyway. Particularly if she owned a new truck (or a bass boat) and knew how to fix up a mean batch of vittles.

[Russ]

From Rapid News Network 15 November 2015:
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Lindsay Miller says she is a Pastafarian, also known as a member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is a secular religion that believes the existence of a “spaghetti monster” to be just as possible as the existence of God. ...Lindsay Miller, from MA, USA, was originally told by the MA Registry of Motor Vehicles (RMV) that she would not be able to wear the drainer on her head. She says wearing the spaghetti strainer allows her to express her beliefs.
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By the way, since she has now declared that the spaghetti strainer is so much a part of her faith that she needs to wear it during her driver's license photo, I say she should now be required to wear it 24/7. Just give me some super glue and a stapler, and I'll help her make sure her beloved spaghetti strainer never falls from her quirky head.

[Jeff]

If you were a REAL homegrown Southern man, you would marry her anyway. Particularly if she owned a new truck (or a bass boat) and knew how to fix up a mean batch of vittles.

Gabs you will have to set a lunch date with a southern man, I don't know maybe the senator of GA or something, because apparently as usual you have no idea what you speak of.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

If you were a REAL homegrown Southern man, you would marry her anyway. Particularly if she owned a new truck (or a bass boat) and knew how to fix up a mean batch of vittles.

No way, you are confusing me with some of the dumbass transplants that move down here from other parts of this nation. Kalifornification being one of the ones.
We Southern men work to buy our own toys, fast cars, bad-ass, trucks, fine guns, fishing gear etc..
We do not marry ugly women to get such.
Maybe you've been hanging around too many illegals and seeing that.--Tyr

[gabosaurus]

Gabs you will have to set a lunch date with a southern man, I don't know maybe the senator of GA or something, because apparently as usual you have no idea what you speak of.

Once again, the humor and sarcasm flies right over your head.

[Gunny]

If you were a REAL homegrown Southern man, you would marry her anyway. Particularly if she owned a new truck (or a bass boat) and knew how to fix up a mean batch of vittles.

You might want to try again. I ain't marrying jack shit that ugly. There ain't even going to be a date, much less sex. Not even for a new truck and fishing boat.

[Abbey Marie]

By the way, since she has now declared that the spaghetti strainer is so much a part of her faith that she needs to wear it during her driver's license photo, I say she should now be required to wear it 24/7. Just give me some super glue and a stapler, and I'll help her make sure her beloved spaghetti strainer never falls from her quirky head.

You mean she can't even switch collanders, or take it off to sleep? You're tough!