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Horrible Death
From ABC News 30 November 2015:
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Authorities say a suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died after the homeowner unknowingly lit a fire in the fireplace. Fresno County Sheriff's spokesman Tony Botti said an autopsy on Sunday concluded that 19-year-old Cody Caldwell died of smoke inhalation and burns.
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LongTermGuy thanked this post
Obama is the anti Christ
Moral of the story, don't try to be Santa and break into people's house and you don't cook in the chimney. I wonder if Obama and the black lies matters people will get involved, not sure if the dude was black before the fire but I am guessing he is now, and you know any reason is a good reason to riot.
Never look down on someone unless you are helping them up
Just Me
WHO the Hell thinks they can actually fit down a chimney? That's dumber than "Oh look, the keys are on the hood and the door is open. Couldn't be a bait car". People are just stupid.Originally Posted by Jeff
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Just what part of "if you frack with the bull" didn't the clown understand?
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Some of this crap is so ridiculous it's surreal. Guys break in through a roof and into a drop ceiling with no way out. You were gonna' miracle yourself back to the roof? Or rob a store with a toy gun and underwear on their heads as a "disguise".
You just can't be THAT dumb.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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If I were the homeowner I would sue the Miscreants family for having to extract his carcass from the Chimney.
You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
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Right. More like HIS family will sue the homeowner for lighting a fire in his own fireplace..
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Firefighters were used to dismantle the chimney, so I don't believe that there will be a bill for that.
But the repair/rebuild, now THAT would cause some monetary loss
Gunny thanked this post
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The Fire Department should be reimbursed as well....
You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.
Captain America
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I concur.
Just Me
I can hear it now ... mean old city charging poor widow ....
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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I'm betting some shyster ambulance chaser is on the hunt right now
Gunny thanked this post
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great place to hide. dumb fuck
Last edited by namvet; 11-30-2015 at 01:15 PM.
Gunny's nightmare
There's annual Darwin award for these types. He's competing with "the gentle giant" from Ferguson.
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