Steelers in '23
Spider in your ear?
Bejeezus! I'm gonna clean my ears like 5x per day now. WTF? And then you need to drown them creepy little bastards out. And they're so fast that before you can blink he's probably right into your other ear. My wife thinks my hatred/fear of spiders is irrational. I think not wanting one of them fuckers to call my ear "home" completely rational!!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Just Me
You know how many of them you swallow every year?Originally Posted by jimnyc
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Steelers in '23
and if you brave that clip till the end, you'll see that they let that little bastard roam free on her ear while they film it. Hell, if that was my ear, and I had a hand held mirror to watch what they were doing, I would have hit that little bastard with a hammer. I don't even need to know if he's poisonous or not harmful at all - ALL spiders are harmful!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Steelers in '23
That's a myth, thank God, or I would have to sleep in a special room to keep them out!You know how many of them you swallow every year?
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Just Me
Better get that room ready. They can get in your mouth easier than your ear.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Unabashed Boatswain's Mate
I read a clip several years ago, that except in the polar regions or higher altitudes (think places like Mt Everest or
Mt Shasta), you are never farther than 10 feet from a spider!
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
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Just Me
They're closer to Jim. They're stalking him.I read a clip several years ago, that except in the polar regions or higher altitudes (think places like Mt Everest or
Mt Shasta), you are never farther than 10 feet from a spider!
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Unabashed Boatswain's Mate
Maybe a magnetism?They're closer to Jim. They're stalking him.
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
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Just Me
They're out to get him.Maybe a magnetism?
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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