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    I saw this commercial and kind of went hmmmmm..

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    Why do you even pay attention to commercials? I use my DVR for a lot of things, use the computer for a lot - but when I must, and am actually watching live TV, and a commercial comes on - my brain involuntarily goes into lala land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    I saw this commercial and kind of went hmmmmm..
    You're a fucking idiot..
    You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Why do you even pay attention to commercials? I use my DVR for a lot of things, use the computer for a lot - but when I must, and am actually watching live TV, and a commercial comes on - my brain involuntarily goes into lala land.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voted4Reagan View Post
    You're a fucking idiot..
    When someone disparages sexual perversion, you often get annoyed. So, how many times have you been arrested for bestiality?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    When someone disparages sexual perversion, you often get annoyed. So, how many times have you been arrested for bestiality?
    O.K....that was a completely stupid question.

    Do you rehearse idiotic insults, or just have them
    in a personal file?
    Last edited by Elessar; 04-15-2016 at 09:21 PM.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    O.K....that was a completely stupid question.

    Do you rehearse idiotic insults, or just have them
    in a personal file?
    Oh look, Elessa, they're playing your song!



    Holly came from Miami, F.L.A.Hitch-hiked her way across the U.S.A.
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    She says, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
    He said, 'Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side'

    Candy came from out on the island
    In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
    But she never lost her head
    Even when she was giving head
    She says, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'
    He said, 'Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side'

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    Quote Originally Posted by tailfins View Post
    When someone disparages sexual perversion, you often get annoyed. So, how many times have you been arrested for bestiality?
    Lesbianism is not Sexual perversion...

    Therefore you are completely wrong...

    Proving to all that you are an intolerant, fucking , idiot...
    You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    O.K....that was a completely stupid question.

    Do you rehearse idiotic insults, or just have them
    in a personal file?
    You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Voted4Reagan View Post
    Lesbianism is not Sexual perversion...

    Therefore you are completely wrong...

    Proving to all that you are an intolerant, fucking , idiot...
    ANSWER THE QUESTION : How many times have you been arrested for bestiality? That is unless you have something to hide, Mr. Perv.
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    Dykes put all kinds of objects inside of them, to include fists up to the elbow. That's bound to rearrange some of the plumbing. Dykes also get stomach problems from eating pussy, which isn't kosher. That's why you see all these dykes promoting these digestive yogurts.

    There's a reason the Holy Bible condemns homosexuality, because even the stone age morons who wrote it knew it was harmful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GravyBoat View Post
    Dykes put all kinds of objects inside of them, to include fists up to the elbow. That's bound to rearrange some of the plumbing. Dykes also get stomach problems from eating pussy, which isn't kosher. That's why you see all these dykes promoting these digestive yogurts.

    There's a reason the Holy Bible condemns homosexuality, because even the stone age morons who wrote it knew it was harmful.
    Please stop bringing back posts from Months or years ago. :-/

    Plus, you're thoughts on this are stupid.
    “… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dmp View Post
    Please stop bringing back posts from Months or years ago. :-/

    Plus, you're thoughts on this are stupid.
    Sorry, I'm new here and didn't realize this topic was closed for discussion. I also didn't realize that my thoughts on why dykes are prone to bladder control problems was stupid, I actually thought what I said was a perfectly logical assessment of the situation. I'm an amateur gynecologist and thought I might assist in this most important matter of our nation's bladder control.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GravyBoat View Post
    Sorry, I'm new here and didn't realize this topic was closed for discussion. I also didn't realize that my thoughts on why dykes are prone to bladder control problems was stupid, I actually thought what I said was a perfectly logical assessment of the situation. I'm an amateur gynecologist and thought I might assist in this most important matter of our nation's bladder control.
    You are correct ... you ARE a noob. So how about you don't charge the board like Custer? You know what happened to him, right? You don't know ANY of our personalities. So here's your first tip:

    Quit screwing with people. My youngest daughter is homosexual. I don't approve. I also don't like her being referred to as a dyke.

    If it's your point to piss everyone here off at you, you're succeeding. And you're pissing off all the wrong people.

    Give yourself a rest and discuss the topic.
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