Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!
Steelers in '23
I'm turning into a pelican
Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!
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Lol! Gravity is not our friend
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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Steelers in '23
No, it's certainly not! LOL I wouldn't mind so much if people were tossing some yummies at me every now and again! Just like a pelican, I can have a hefty appetite!Originally Posted by Abbey
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Is that Mom feeding her babies?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
Senior Member
No, that's every 'progressive' watching a Hillary speech.
“… the greatest detractor from high performance is fear: fear that you are not prepared, fear that you are in over your head, fear that you are not worthy, and ultimately, fear of failure. If you can eliminate that fear—not through arrogance or just wishing difficulties away, but through hard work and preparation—you will put yourself in an incredibly powerful position to take on the challenges you face" - Pete Carroll.
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Well, almost. I'm thinking those grey ones are at the wrong end if the big one is Hillary.
I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
Thomas Jefferson
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Lol, maybe a couple of Dems looking for their daily handout?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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great dive bombers
Liberal moonbat
"Pity the poor pelican, his beak can hold more than his belly can."
Liberal moonbat
Just Me
Okay, f*cker .. I never saw this thread. Guess what the national bird of the Florida Keys is? You did this shit on purpose because you know my ribs hurt and I can't quit laughing.Ever see one of them bastards on the dock, just standing around, and his neck is hanging low? I look very handsome in the mirror, but then turned sideways and I thought maybe I was just fed some sardines too!!
I'll get your ass back.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Unabashed Boatswain's Mate
Some good one-liners in this one.
Ya'll should take your act on the road!
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
Liberal moonbat
"You're such a slacker, begging for food like this! Why don't you go get a job! Or else join the Special Pelican Forces and defend your country! You seabirds are just entitled special snowflakes! I remember when I was growing up..."
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Just Me
You didn't know we are a comedy act?
Seriously, it's know who you're talking to. If I had a nickel for every time Jim called me a name? I could buy out Trump.Those that don't want to play, don't get played with.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Another fun oldie that popped up in the thread list.
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
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