Are those Crickets I Hear Chirping

[aboutime]

You two queens seem to spend an inordinate amount of time talking about my dick. Why is that? Oh right, you're both founding members of the "don't ask don't tell" brigade.

Yeah....You're right Gravy. Your only toy in life is all you can talk about here? Take note. NOBODY, but YOU even mentioned that word. SO....who's really talking about your Hand-Held Plaything?

[GravyBoat]

Whatever, you win, pin a badge proudly on your chest that says "I Won the Internet Today!"

As for me, I'm going out for dinner and drinks, prime rib, scallops, gin and tonics, maybe a little dancing later in the evening with my woman. You see, About Toilet Time, you and your pal Gunny Sack play a winner on the internet, but I play a winner in real life. Bye bye, cry babies.

[Gunny]

I was on topic here. This topic is about your dick. I said that you're such a dick.

Anyway, I declare victory. You win

You're a legend in your own mind and the mind of everyone here.

No way can I compete with that. After all, I live in the real world.

You want to quit whining? You want to play with big boys then man the line and play. Quit whining. You're making me sick.

You want to talk about someone's dick but AT can't mention family? Here's some news for you ... you put your family out there, they're fair game. That's on YOU, not AT. Keep your family out of it.

Anything else on your one way street we need to know about?