Political Satire: The Old Man of the Mountain

[Elessar]

Another:

[LongTermGuy]

To all of the United States Armed Forces, with our thanks.....

[Elessar]

To all of the United States Armed Forces, with our thanks.....

Wonderful tribute!

[reedak]

Jaded you are, with a self-induced feeling of grandeur and superiority That is false and lame....

I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

I admire your frankness for confessing that you "have lost your mind (or head?)". If I can find your mind or head, I will give it a snack as requested by you and return it to you after January 20, 2021, the last day of Trump's presidency.

[aboutime]

Another:

Thank you for the best of the best, and the TEARS as well. GOD BLESS THE USA!

[aboutime]

I admire your frankness for confessing that you "have lost your mind (or head?)". If I can find your mind or head, I will give it a snack as requested by you and return it to you after January 20, 2021, the last day of Trump's presidency.

REEDAK...just wonderin'. Do you do REACH-AROUNDS too?

[reedak]

REEDAK...just wonderin'. Do you do REACH-AROUNDS too?

reedak... YOU may need a HEIMLICH manuver that day to choke on CROW.

According to http://www.businessinsider.sg/donald...6-4/?r=US&IR=T

(Begin excerpts)
“The last election should have been won, except Romney choked like a dog. He choked. He went,” Trump paused to grab his neck and imitate choking and then said, “I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe, he said.”

He continued: “Romney choked. … Romney can’t recover from a choke.” (End excerpts)

My dear friend aboutime, if you run in the next election, it will be about time you will "choke like a dog" on a piece of bone.

“I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe, you will say.”
“Aboutime chokes. … Aboutime can’t recover from a choke.”

[aboutime]

According to http://www.businessinsider.sg/donald...6-4/?r=US&IR=T

(Begin excerpts)
“The last election should have been won, except Romney choked like a dog. He choked. He went,” Trump paused to grab his neck and imitate choking and then said, “I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe, he said.”

He continued: “Romney choked. … Romney can’t recover from a choke.” (End excerpts)

My dear friend aboutime, if you run in the next election, it will be about time you will "choke like a dog" on a piece of bone.

“I can’t breathe! I can’t breathe, you will say.”
“Aboutime chokes. … Aboutime can’t recover from a choke.”

My apologies to all. I don't usually respond to imaginary members like this. Unless I am severely Constipated, but answering does relieve the gross wasted gas to the imaginary.

[Elessar]

I admire your frankness for confessing that you "have lost your mind (or head?)". If I can find your mind or head, I will give it a snack as requested by you and return it to you after January 20, 2021, the last day of Trump's presidency.

You are a total classic brainwashed idiot.

Have you ever tried to grow up?

[reedak]

My apologies to all. I don't usually respond to imaginary members like this. Unless I am severely Constipated, but answering does relieve the gross wasted gas to the imaginary.

Yes, you had better relieve the gross wasted gas, otherwise you will never recover from the choke.

[reedak]

You are a total classic brainwashed idiot.

Have you ever tried to grow up?

My dear friend, since you don't appreciate my admiration, I won't admire you anymore. Neither will I help you find your lost mind or head.

[aboutime]

Yes, you had better relieve the gross wasted gas, otherwise you will never recover from the choke.

Thanks to you. Every time I see your name here. I feel the relief of a great, noisy FART. And you earned it.

You ARE the gross, wasted gas...better known as "reedak-thane".

By the way. YOU are not, by any means...my dear friend.

[reedak]

Thanks to you. Every time I see your name here. I feel the relief of a great, noisy FART. And you earned it.

You ARE the gross, wasted gas...better known as "reedak-thane".

By the way. YOU are not, by any means...my dear friend.

Now I know why you claim to be a "liberate man". On the one hand, the deafening sound of the "great, noisy FART" "liberated" by you attracts some inquisitive netizens to your posts. On the other hand, the offensive odour of the "great, noisy FART" "liberated" by you repels them at once.

P.S. Instead of sending military to guard the US-Mexico border, it is about time for the US to resort to a much cheaper means by sending our "aboutime liberate man" there to "liberate" "aboutime-thane" to repel all illegal immigrants.
You certainly deserve your hard-earned title of "liberate man".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.b8eed2f39bcb

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthre...e-Mountain-(9)

[Gunny]

Did you ever get to a point in this thread? No offense, but since you started this thread, I could bench press 300 lbs and run a 24 minute 3 miles. Went from there to couldn't walk nor press the bar and back to running 2 1/2 miles and bench pressing 200 lbs. Yeah, kind of slacking because of the nerve damage ....

Am I going to die AGAIN before you get somewhere? Just wondering ....

[aboutime]

Now I know why you claim to be a "liberate man". On the one hand, the deafening sound of the "great, noisy FART" "liberated" by you attracts some inquisitive netizens to your posts. On the other hand, the offensive odour of the "great, noisy FART" "liberated" by you repels them at once.

P.S. Instead of sending military to guard the US-Mexico border, it is about time for the US to resort to a much cheaper means by sending our "aboutime liberate man" there to "liberate" "aboutime-thane" to repel all illegal immigrants.
You certainly deserve your hard-earned title of "liberate man".

https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...=.b8eed2f39bcb

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthre...e-Mountain-(9)

On our way home from the doctor's today. I saved your life, when I ran over, and Killed a "SHIT EATIN' DOG",

so you can thank me by just going away following your own smell.