Ask me ANYTHING...

[darin]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers.

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

[OCA]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers.

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

Do you like seeing stinky hippies and freebirds in the NW all the time? I know I sure didn't, they were always dirty and wreaked!

[The ClayTaurus]

What is the price of a jar of peanut butter in China?

[TheSage]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers.

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

This may be personal, but I'm being sincere. I remember you used to seem more unahappy with mary and more complaining and stuff. what did you do to improve it? Did she change? Did you ? what's your secret to success?

[Mr. P]

Really. Go ahead. I promise HONEST answers.

If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you were to find it.

I would never intentionally embarrass the intellectually challenged by doing such a thing!

[darin]

Do you like seeing stinky hippies and freebirds in the NW all the time? I know I sure didn't, they were always dirty and wreaked!

I hate it. When I see them I think of the failures of Society. I'm out-numbered. We even have one as Governoress.

What is the price of a jar of peanut butter in China?

I don't know. I'll ask around

This may be personal, but I'm being sincere. I remember you used to seem more unahappy with mary and more complaining and stuff. what did you do to improve it? Did she change? Did you ? what's your secret to success?

I never really meant to complain - but just state facts. In a nutshell, she stopped being Crazy.

We BOTH reduced the amount of self - We increased the amount of interdependence. We started following BIBLICAL examples of how a marriage should be. I started 'husbanding'. When She does something crazy, my first reaction USED to be 'That horrible woman. That hurts me!" Now, through a LOT of prayer and a lot of guidance from EJY, my thought is "Darin? Do you have GRACE for her? Can you forgive her?"

Shit like that.

I would never intentionally embarrass the intellectually challenged by doing such a thing!

And you're a better man for it

[5stringJeff]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car?

[Mr. P]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car?

[darin]

What would you call a person who spends hundreds of dollars attempting to boost the horsepower in his commuter car?

Boost his horsepower? Or make the manufacturer deliver a properly-running engine in his commuter car?

Boosting the HP by spending 'hundreds' - I'd call that person an ethusiast - trying to make the best out of what he can afford.

Making the Auto Maker deliver a properly-running car? I'd call that person fiscally-responsible.

[5stringJeff]

Boost his horsepower? Or make the manufacturer deliver a properly-running engine in his commuter car?

Boosting the HP by spending 'hundreds' - I'd call that person an ethusiast - trying to make the best out of what he can afford.

Making the Auto Maker deliver a properly-running car? I'd call that person fiscally-responsible.

OK, enthusiast.

[darin]

OK, enthusiast.

But I haven't spent hundreds of dollars trying to boost my car's horsepower. I've spent about $1000 going for 'sound' (exhaust) and effeciency (intake). I've spent $700 on suspension-bits so it corners 'better' and junk.

If I want to boost my car's horsepower enough to feel it, I'd need to spend THOUSANDS.

Not worth it, IMO.

[Roomy]

Do you consider yourself a success?

[Grumplestillskin]

Did Jesus and Mary Magdelene bonk?

[jimnyc]

Why do you drive on a parkway but park in a driveway?

Why is kidnapping a federal offense while catnapping is an enjoyable pasttime?

Why do the British never sound British when they sing?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

[darin]

Do you consider yourself a success?

Not yet - probably never. There's nothing I can do to become successfull in the BIG picture. I'll have God-granted 'little' successful moments, I hope.