Eighteen years. She was a good girl.
Though I do understand the compulsion to offer condolences, I'm not looking for sympathy tonight. We all know how these relationships end. With tears and a hole in the heart...
I'm going to miss you old girl...
My Dog: The Paradox
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll