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    Default Damn Chihuahua bit me

    This dog gets treated like miniature royalty. From his food, his treats, his toys and beds, and yes, he gets to sleep with me in the master bed.

    In case ya didn't know, Chihuahua's burrow, they like to not only get under the blanket, but they like to twist around and get themselves somehow embedded in the blanket. So I have a sheet and a blanket on top of me. The annoying little rat sometimes is determined to get on top of the sheet and wind himself up with just the blanket. And then I can't move around because now he's crushing the sheet on me.

    So I was awake, and he did this, and I lifted the blanket to move him out from under it, and then put him under the sheet. Holy crap, nasty little bastard bit me like 60x in less than 10 seconds! He's got sharp little teeth that hurt like hell!!

    I know what you're thinking, Gunny, and I didn't kill him. I love the little guy, I can't do that, I can't touch him at all in fact. The woman freaked out and wanted him dead though! And then just like that, he was back underneath everything now, and I left him be, as I didn't feel like getting bit again. I let the little bastard dictate my night and bed on me!!

    As an Fyi though, he comes and licks and shaking like a leaf later, trying to make buddies. I know it's wrong, but he's only nipped me a few times, and usually because I would tease him while he was eating!



    And then 5 minutes later this is him

    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    My silly cat is aggressive, but it is just hard to get really angry at a pet if
    you have any sense or decency.

    Pippin has drawn a lot of blood over 4 years...teeth and claws!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    My silly cat is aggressive, but it is just hard to get really angry at a pet if
    you have any sense or decency.

    Pippin has drawn a lot of blood over 4 years...teeth and claws!
    You're missing the comedy gold here. Jimbob got attacked by a rodent? And he's crying.
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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    I know a few of us here remember Yogi. He was a Vet AND a Vet (lol)

    His favorite description of this breed was to call them a "Rat on Acid"



    Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilgerat View Post
    I know a few of us here remember Yogi. He was a Vet AND a Vet (lol)

    His favorite description of this breed was to call them a "Rat on Acid"
    Yogi was / is a nut....but really funny at times!

    He took ill a couple of years back...
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bilgerat View Post
    I know a few of us here remember Yogi. He was a Vet AND a Vet (lol)

    His favorite description of this breed was to call them a "Rat on Acid"



    Looks like one of my nurses from the hospital.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    You're missing the comedy gold here. Jimbob got attacked by a rodent? And he's crying.
    That's fucked up man.

    You would be surprised how much the little dogs hurt when they bite. Those tiny little teeth are like mini razor blades. He's the devil when he's angry.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    I can't imagine sleeping with an animal who bites. I just couldn't. But I also couldn't hurt him for it.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I can't imagine sleeping with an animal who bites. I just couldn't. But I also couldn't hurt him for it.
    364 7/8th of the year he is my most loyal friend, a miniature heating pad, there when I'm sad, happy when I'm happy, takes up space but only a little, he is a Chihuahua after all. He thinks he protects me from the bad kitty. Everything is more than awesome with my best friend Porter. Until that one night when he's grumpy and doesn't want to be messed with while under the blanky.

    It surprised me but didn't surprise me. He ADORES me and will die for me, no doubt about that. Loyal for a tiny little dog. But he isn't nice to our cat, and took like 8 years to trust the woman. LOL
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Dog doesn't like you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    Dog doesn't like you.
    He loves me. Too much though. My wife said he treats me like a part of the pack, but that he's the leader.
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    He loves me. Too much though. My wife said he treats me like a part of the pack, but that he's the leader.

    That's why I always wrestle mine then bite their necks and hold them down when they first come home. Makes me the alpha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That's why I always wrestle mine then bite their necks and hold them down when they first come home. Makes me the alpha.
    I hadn't thought of that. I'll teach that little fucker, as soon as he tries to get on the bed tonight I am going to see how far I can kick him across the room!!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That's why I always wrestle mine then bite their necks and hold them down when they first come home. Makes me the alpha.
    Need video, I need to LOL!


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