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    Default The Oppression of Christian America

    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

    http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019

    The war on Christmas continues unabated.
    Fascism has come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. His name is Trump.
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    This looks like Jim's thread only from a dipshit perspective.

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    The Onion.


    This thread belongs in Humor...
    "I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    The Onion.


    This thread belongs in Humor...
    Fuck me. I can't believe I didn't look closely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullypulpit View Post
    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

    http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019

    The war on Christmas continues unabated.

    bully. Surprise! That war you are telling us (from the onion) on Christmas, is YOUR war. If you are gullible enough to believe everything you read on the Internet, as extreme as this claims to be. You need your shots, and soon.
    As I Christian, husband, father, grandfather, and veteran. The only WAR on Christmas I am experiencing comes from people like you who....NEED, WANT, and LIVE by, and for bad news that brainwashes, dements, and fools the easily-led, and near mentally disabled who need help, but would never admit it.
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullypulpit View Post
    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

    http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019

    The war on Christmas continues unabated.
    Crying for attention again?

    Some people's children! The condom must have had a leak.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Sounds like bully is in DIRE need of...
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by bullypulpit View Post
    Nation’s Oppressed Christians Huddle Underground To Light Single Shriveled Christmas Shrub

    http://www.theonion.com/article/nations-oppressed-christians-huddle-underground-li-52019

    The war on Christmas continues unabated.

    There are only two possible reasons, that I can think of, that you would start this thread...


    One: You saw the article and believed it to be true, which would make you a fool, and wanted to use its ridiculousness to hammer some of our more faithful members...


    Or two: You knew it was a bullshit satire article but hoped to bait a few members into believing it to be true, which means you believe more than a few members here are fools...


    So which is it? Are you a fool? Or do you think so little of your fellow members as to consider them fools?
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    There are only two possible reasons, that I can think of, that you would start this thread...


    One: You saw the article and believed it to be true, which would make you a fool, and wanted to use its ridiculousness to hammer some of our more faithful members...


    Or two: You knew it was a bullshit satire article but hoped to bait a few members into believing it to be true, which means you believe more than a few members here are fools...


    So which is it? Are you a fool? Or do you think so little of your fellow members as to consider them fools?
    The former

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    Hey kids, look, it's the Christmas troll!

    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    Or two: You knew it was a bullshit satire article but hoped to bait a few members into believing it to be true, which means you believe more than a few members here are fools...


    So which is it? Are you a fool? Or do you think so little of your fellow members as to consider them fools?
    It is most certainly the 2nd option. And not even in a humorous way, but rather that he thinks he knows more and is better than all of us in every way. Many liberals think this way. Me? I know when I've been beaten. I know which subjects not to debate on as they are not things I know a lot about. There are lots of reasons for me to admittedly and easily and readily state that so many others are better than me at. Whether that be debate wise, knowledge wise, or just being better people. Bully just simply thinks he's better.

    I think I fit in there somewhere, not really better than everyone, and not really the worst bastard either, I just fit the eff in there somewhere!
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    Oh, and btw, read up on the Tribulation.
    After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    There are only two possible reasons, that I can think of, that you would start this thread...


    One: You saw the article and believed it to be true, which would make you a fool, and wanted to use its ridiculousness to hammer some of our more faithful members...


    Or two: You knew it was a bullshit satire article but hoped to bait a few members into believing it to be true, which means you believe more than a few members here are fools...


    So which is it? Are you a fool? Or do you think so little of your fellow members as to consider them fools?

    Well, Bully is a rabid liberal, and that means he knows what's best for us.

    We're all a bunch of simpletons to be guided to the enlightened path by Bully Boy in his infinite wisdom.
    Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Oh, and btw, read up on the Tribulation.

    Isn't that a Start Trek thing? Trouble with Tribuls...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    Isn't that a Start Trek thing? Trouble with Tribuls...
    You need to stick to your Buffet. You are SO out of the geek club. It's "The Trouble with Tribbles".
    “When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke

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