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Politically Incorrect Humor
An Emergency call center worker has been fired in Toronto much to the dismay of her colleagues, who were unhappy with her dismissal.
It seems that a caller dialled 911 from a cell phone stating,
"I am depressed and lying on a railway line so that when the train comes I can finally meet Allah."
To which the call center employee replied, "Remain calm and stay on the line."
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
Unabashed Boatswain's Mate
Very wrong to say that; however it WAS pretty clever!
I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?
"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of others"...John Wayne in "The Shootist"
A Deplorable!
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And after all, if only Putin drops the phrase "In vain we helped Trump become president," and Trump will not even have time to get afraid of impeachment.
How fragile and insecure everything is in our world ...
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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