Russian joke - With the departure of Obama a black stripe in the US will disappear. (a joke on the brink of a foul)
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Russian joke - With the departure of Obama a black stripe in the US will disappear. (a joke on the brink of a foul)
Last edited by Balu; 01-14-2017 at 03:04 PM.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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- Do you know the difference between an erudite man and non erudite?
- Yes, I do.
- ?
- The erudite knows the difference between Gogol and Hegel, Hegel and Bebel, Bebel and Babel, Babel and cable, cable and a male dog, a male dog and a bitch. And non erudite knows only the latter.
(In Russian words cable and male dog are consonant and differ only by one vowel - кабель/кобель)
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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Two friends met. One asks:
- I heard you got a new job and how well, are you satisfied with it?
- I do not know.
- Well... look. When you go to work and see beautiful young girls, what do you think about?
- To flirt ...
- And when you are returning back home after work?
- Faster would come to a sofa and relax.
- So, you are satisfied.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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- What will be the price of big Mac in NYC in 2020?
- 1.5 rubles.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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The International Violin Competition passed. The prize was a violin of Stradivari. There were two participants from the Soviet Union . One took the second place, the second was the last but one.
After the competition they sat in a hotel room and the first was lamenting.
- Oh, if I would have picked out the wrong note, the violin could be mine ...
The second man answered
- Don't be so disappointed. It does not deserve you were so upset
First:
- You see, for me the violin of Stradivari is the same as the revolver of Dzerzhinsky for you.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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"But I've been sorry for Bill - he so much wanted to be the First Lady ..."
Last edited by Balu; 01-20-2017 at 09:31 PM.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
Educate man, Liberate man
Balu's Hero....
I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
So, this is for them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !
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I understand your traditional LOVE for fakes, but DO stick to the TRUTH!Originally Posted by aboutime
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
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Stalin won it at least once. And he killed more men than hitler. Or does uncle vladdie not tell you that part?I understand your traditional LOVE for fakes, but DO stick to the TRUTH!
Educate man, Liberate man
I understand your traditional LOVE for fakes, but DO stick to the TRUTH!
That's funny Balu. YOU, coming here and telling us to STICK TO THE TRUTH???
Tell us which part of all of your PROPAGANDA has been true???
I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
So, this is for them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !
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