Russian joke - With the departure of Obama a black stripe in the US will disappear. (a joke on the brink of a foul)
Russian joke - With the departure of Obama a black stripe in the US will disappear. (a joke on the brink of a foul)
Last edited by Balu; 01-14-2017 at 03:04 PM.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
- Do you know the difference between an erudite man and non erudite?
- Yes, I do.
- ?
- The erudite knows the difference between Gogol and Hegel, Hegel and Bebel, Bebel and Babel, Babel and cable, cable and a male dog, a male dog and a bitch. And non erudite knows only the latter.
(In Russian words cable and male dog are consonant and differ only by one vowel - кабель/кобель)
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
Two friends met. One asks:
- I heard you got a new job and how well, are you satisfied with it?
- I do not know.
- Well... look. When you go to work and see beautiful young girls, what do you think about?
- To flirt ...
- And when you are returning back home after work?
- Faster would come to a sofa and relax.
- So, you are satisfied.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
- What will be the price of big Mac in NYC in 2020?
- 1.5 rubles.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
The International Violin Competition passed. The prize was a violin of Stradivari. There were two participants from the Soviet Union . One took the second place, the second was the last but one.
After the competition they sat in a hotel room and the first was lamenting.
- Oh, if I would have picked out the wrong note, the violin could be mine ...
The second man answered
- Don't be so disappointed. It does not deserve you were so upset
First:
- You see, for me the violin of Stradivari is the same as the revolver of Dzerzhinsky for you.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
"But I've been sorry for Bill - he so much wanted to be the First Lady ..."
Last edited by Balu; 01-20-2017 at 09:31 PM.
Indifferent alike to praise or blame
Give heed, O Muse, but to the voice Divine
Fearing not injury, nor seeking fame,
Nor casting pearls to swine.
(A.Pushkin)
I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
So, this is for them.
GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !