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    Yes, you'll even notice that my ugly middle toe is still red and bloody from peeling the damn sucker too much a few weeks back. But does Jim ever learn? Of course now! I have a very bad habit. I gave it a QUICK peel, but it was too damn late at that point, it was already half way off. Had to finish the job, and have no left myself with this.

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    Yeah cuz that's what we want to see ,, Jim's ugly fat feet that he made uglier by being a douche. You DO make me feel good about myself though. I thought I sucked at pulling crap out of my butt to make a post but you got me beat by a mile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Yeah cuz that's what we want to see ,, Jim's ugly fat feet that he made uglier by being a douche. You DO make me feel good about myself though. I thought I sucked at pulling crap out of my butt to make a post but you got me beat by a mile.
    That's 4 non-stop little athletic running machines you are feasting your eyes on there. Well, they were until toe#3 went thru the ringer! Been soaking it, and I had to keep a bandaid on it for awhile to keep the blood from going everywhere.

    I gotta say though, the pain that comes from under our nails? WTF? I closed a car door on my finger once. Holy crap. I ended up at the ER getting a hole drilled through my nail to relieve the pressure. I didn't expect this one, just kinda happened. At least no pressure on this one, I kinda made sure to that one this time around!
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    It looks infected, Dummy. Bathe it in peroxide and apply antiseptic.

    Then bandage it and use a protective splint so you do not bump it

    Let the doc look at it when you go for your back.

    Damn, you are hard-headed.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    It looks infected, Dummy. Bathe it in peroxide and apply antiseptic.

    Then bandage it and use a protective splint so you do not bump it

    Let the doc look at it when you go for your back.

    Damn, you are hard-headed.
    Ok, will give it a little bath before I hit the hay later. Yeah, the bumping thing, found that out the hard way. I thought I would wear my slippers to protect my toe. But then the first time I stepped down, and then the toe hit the upper of the slippers... yikes!
    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    I'd just eaten when I came across that pic, Jim. I owe you!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    I'd just eaten when I came across that pic, Jim. I owe you!
    Just enjoy knowing how much pain I am in, with every single step, or even if the wind blows. But it has made me forget about the back for a few seconds at least!
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    Dumbass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    Ok, will give it a little bath before I hit the hay later. Yeah, the bumping thing, found that out the hard way. I thought I would wear my slippers to protect my toe. But then the first time I stepped down, and then the toe hit the upper of the slippers... yikes!

    You are a nice person, but a hard-headed idiot at times.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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