Are you kidding me. pilgrim? Gunny charges the price of popcorn. I got a whole bucket full of the Duke. You'd probably die of old age watching my Duke movies. And if that don't kill you, I got the Rifleman and Wanted Dead or Alive. Got some Major Adams too. And if you think I ain't got Matt Dillon? I can refer you a to few people that'll certify your tail.

You want me to pay to watch Rio Bravo? I killed the VHS. Had to get me a DVD player.