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    And now, a more lighthearted story about the military. I had a young man in my office this morning who wanted to join the Marines. So I helped him go through the process and hooked him up with a recruiter. I shall add that he is one of the laziest kids I have ever met. Limited moral character. I would never turn my back on him. One of his ex-girlfriends said his mom still cleans his room, makes his bed and does his laundry. He thanks her by being snide and ill-mannered. His teachers are treated the same way. I can only wonder how he is going to survive basic training.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    And now, a more lighthearted story about the military. I had a young man in my office this morning who wanted to join the Marines. So I helped him go through the process and hooked him up with a recruiter. I shall add that he is one of the laziest kids I have ever met. Limited moral character. I would never turn my back on him. One of his ex-girlfriends said his mom still cleans his room, makes his bed and does his laundry. He thanks her by being snide and ill-mannered. His teachers are treated the same way. I can only wonder how he is going to survive basic training.
    From the sounds of it he will not get past week 2.

    Marines will not accept a cretin like that. USCG will not either.
    He could try three other branches but I doubt a military future unless
    he grows up.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    This is what I am hoping. That he will decide to accept the challenge and actually grow a pair. Though I would not want to be present if he tries his line of sass on a DI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    This is what I am hoping. That he will decide to accept the challenge and actually grow a pair. Though I would not want to be present if he tries his line of sass on a DI.
    I'm a United States Marine. You asked for it, Bring your shit. There ain't a fucking thing nice about me. You want to play? Come get some.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    I'm a United States Marine. You asked for it, Bring your shit. There ain't a fucking thing nice about me. You want to play? Come get some.
    What are you talking about? There is no reference to you in this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    What are you talking about? There is no reference to you in this thread.
    Probably so used to you bashing veterans it was a safe bet to attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    What are you talking about? There is no reference to you in this thread.
    I beg to differ. I'm a Marine. Want to push a red button? found one. WE are a family. You pick on on a Marine? You're picking on me. I'll light your ass right the fuck up. Haven't you made enough enemies? Back the fuck off. Get off your Marine Corps kick or you'll get a war you won't believe. You will NOT disrespect my brothers and sisters. I will tear your ass in half. You're nowhere good enough to take me on. You're a weak, mouthy little bitch That don't know shit.

    Feel free to come get some. Or you can go hide like balu and the Irish fuckup.

    Get the fuck off my GD-d boat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabosaurus View Post
    What are you talking about? There is no reference to you in this thread.
    He's a Marine and former Drill Instructor...DI....has all the right in the world to respond here.
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    From the sounds of it he will not get past week 2.

    Marines will not accept a cretin like that. USCG will not either.
    He could try three other branches but I doubt a military future unless
    he grows up.
    But he will! The Army is an excellent school for every boy to become a Man.
    I would recommend you to read "Maggot" by Robert Flanagan

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