Wow. Just when I thought this thread couldn't get dumber.
First off. assault is a misdemeanor. Nobody cares. Second uuuhhh ... this is the internet? It's okay for you to come on here and talk all kinds of crap without fear of reprisal; yet, when someone else does you want to bust out your version of the law? Kinda hypocritical. don't you think?
So, do you wear a sign that says "I Am Autistic (but only mildly)"? Should have figured you were in the playing victim crowd. Just from this thread alone. You are SERIOUSLY keeping ME entertained.
I can see it now: Jeff giving enough sh*t about you to actually find you and kick your a$$