“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Very, very, handsome!
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
ain't i cute as hell?
NoO! YOU'RE A CAT! YOU AND YOUR COHORTS HAVE BEEN PLANNING THE DEMISE OF THE HUMAN SPECIES SINCE THE DAWN OF MAN! IF NOT FOR DOGS, WE'D ALREADY BE A DUSTY FOOTNOTE IN THE PAGES OF HISTORY!
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"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
True dat!
He's on the entertainment center there - for HIS entertainment apparently. He either divebombs you there and steals your hat or scalps your head or just scares the ever loving shit out of you - or he jumps and lands on your shoulders, and also scares the ever loving shit out of you. But sometimes he gets pooped out and goes to lay down up there for some peace and quiet. And that's when I bug the crap out of him for some revenge!!
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
Dogs have masters. Cats have slaves.
Ancient Egyptians worshiped cats. Cats have never forgotten this.
Humans own dogs. Cats own you.
A lot of folks grumble when it is 20 degrees outside and two feet of snow on the ground, yet they still have to go out and walk the dog. Meanwhile, the cat is sleeping on the couch, next to the heater.