What to do about people who are impossible to please ...

[gabosaurus]

STOP TRYING!!

Please take your own advice and stop trying. Nobody cares. No one wants to hear about the life and problems of a guy who is so afraid of women that he advertised for a compliant and obedient one. No one cares that you hate Anglo women, that you are afraid of your own shadow, that you feel the entire world is against you because your head isn't screwed on right, or that your sex-crazed wife is pissed because you can't get it up anymore.
Nobody cares. I would say the same thing if you were standing in Wal-Mart with a police officer and a lawyer.
Stop trying.

[Gunny]

Please take your own advice and stop trying. Nobody cares. No one wants to hear about the life and problems of a guy who is so afraid of women that he advertised for a compliant and obedient one. No one cares that you hate Anglo women, that you are afraid of your own shadow, that you feel the entire world is against you because your head isn't screwed on right, or that your sex-crazed wife is pissed because you can't get it up anymore.
Nobody cares. I would say the same thing if you were standing in Wal-Mart with a police officer and a lawyer.
Stop trying.

I got to hand out props for that one. How high above the rim did you get before you dunked? I'm laughing my ass off. I had to walk away for a minute. Talk about getting your ass served. @tailfins. You just got your ass stomped by Gabby. You're in a class all by itself.

Do they have a special dork school for people like you? I'm laughing so hard my nose is running. Let me give you Rule #1 '' the chicks always win. Rule#2 -- the chicks always win. If that's confusing, you can always go back to Rule #1. This is just cracking me up beyond belief.

[Elessar]

Gabby does have have her moments, that's for sure!

[Gunny]

Gabby does have have her moments, that's for sure!

I'm STILL laughing at it. Gabby's not allowed to win anything around here. And along comes dorkweed. The three most dominant people on the board are women. HERE's an idea ... I'll piss them off. You HAVE TO take a dumb pill for that sh*t. The last thing I'd want is those 3 up my rear end. I'd rather face ISIS with a pocket knife. I mean you talk about dumber'n sh*t. You just can't make some of this crap up. Wile E Coyote at the drawing board. Duh-her ... how can I ruin my day next.

[hjmick]

Please take your own advice and stop trying. Nobody cares. No one wants to hear about the life and problems of a guy who is so afraid of women that he advertised for a compliant and obedient one. No one cares that you hate Anglo women, that you are afraid of your own shadow, that you feel the entire world is against you because your head isn't screwed on right, or that your sex-crazed wife is pissed because you can't get it up anymore.
Nobody cares. I would say the same thing if you were standing in Wal-Mart with a police officer and a lawyer.
Stop trying.

[gabosaurus]

Gunny needs to go make me a sandwich.

[Abbey Marie]

Please take your own advice and stop trying. Nobody cares. No one wants to hear about the life and problems of a guy who is so afraid of women that he advertised for a compliant and obedient one. No one cares that you hate Anglo women, that you are afraid of your own shadow, that you feel the entire world is against you because your head isn't screwed on right, or that your sex-crazed wife is pissed because you can't get it up anymore.
Nobody cares. I would say the same thing if you were standing in Wal-Mart with a police officer and a lawyer.
Stop trying.

Damn woman, you just wrote the post of the year.

[Gunny]

Damn woman, you just wrote the post of the year.

It's been 2 days and I'm STILL laughing at this. I know I get up in the morning thinking "How can I get 3 angry women up m tail?" I already got my daughters, granddaughters, mother, niece with two grand-nieces. I know! I'll go find an outside source of chicks to piss off. THAT will make it all better.

[happyrepublican]

Ignore them, of course. I've not been put on Earth to please anyone, especially not a big baby.