So why are you people so ticked off at all the bullets I have dodged?

[tailfins]

More than one person has told me that I'm unbelievably lucky. I have a darned good 17 years and counting marriage even with impaired social skills, a six figure job and two very nice sons. I look around at all the supposedly fully functional men that come home to a house that's all emptied and their wife gone. There are plenty of stories even here on DP of guys that got burned. I see that 80+% of the population earns less than I do.

Are people jealous? It's like y'all resent the bullets I have dodged. This can't be just dumb luck. I had to have done something right. However, I get this strange attitude that some of you WANT to get hit by life's bullets and don't think you can learn anything from my experiences.

One big social turning point was 26 years ago, the first time that I visited it Brazil. I was desperate for companionship and started showing interest in the server at the lunch counter at the Rio de Janeiro airport. I hadn't even been in Brazil for my first hour. When she told me that she lived in Rochinha, one of the most dangerous slums in the country, I didn't care. I figured that I would finally start a social life or get a knife in my ribs, I didn't care. She was so impressed that I would risk my safety to be with her. I think it was the first time that my interest in a female was reciprocated.

Fast forward another nine years. Some of you all think that I "purchased" my wife. Well, if I did, I must have gotten a really good deal. How much is 17 and counting years of happiness worth?

[gabosaurus]

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[tailfins]

You're the last person who should call someone a whore, just sayin'!

[gabosaurus]

You're the last person who should call someone a whore, just sayin'!

I have done things I am not proud of. Difference is, I was 15 at the time. I have grown up since then. Obviously you have not.

[gabosaurus]

One big social turning point was 26 years ago, the first time that I visited it Brazil. I was desperate for companionship and started showing interest in the server at the lunch counter at the Rio de Janeiro airport. I hadn't even been in Brazil for my first hour. When she told me that she lived in Rochinha, one of the most dangerous slums in the country, I didn't care. I figured that I would finally start a social life or get a knife in my ribs, I didn't care. She was so impressed that I would risk my safety to be with her. I think it was the first time that my interest in a female was reciprocated. Fast forward another nine years. Some of you all think that I "purchased" my wife. Well, if I did, I must have gotten a really good deal. How much is 17 and counting years of happiness worth?

By the way, this is an abrupt change from your previous story that you met your wife while she was working in a hotel in her previous home in Omaha.

[tailfins]

By the way, this is an abrupt change from your previous story that you met your wife while she was working in a hotel in her previous home in Omaha.

Reading is fundamental. 26 does not equal 17.

[tailfins]

By the way, this is an abrupt change from your previous story that you met your wife while she was working in a hotel in her previous home in Omaha.

Better yet, let me put this in terms that even your pea brain can understand: I spent about a decade fucking dozens of Brazilian women before I met my wife.

[Gunny]

Better yet, let me put this in terms that even your pea brain can understand: I spent about a decade fucking dozens of Brazilian women before I met my wife.

Dude, there are women on this board that don't want to hear about your exploits with the slum rats in Sao Palo. Who COULDN'T get laid there?

But really, show some class, huh?

[gabosaurus]

Tailfins, perhaps you should tell us how common sex tourism is in Brazil, and how even the locals look down on it ( http://www.rioinaweek.com/brazilian-prostitutes/ ). And while some brothels cater to the famous ( http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/...othel-20140626 ), others offer sex for any price, even as low as the price of a beer. Some say they are looking for a wife to take back to the U.S. Other just take what they want and walk out. I feel sorry for your family, having to live with your sordid past.

[tailfins]

Dude, there are women on this board that don't want to hear about your exploits with the slum rats in Sao Palo. Who COULDN'T get laid there?

But really, show some class, huh?

I just plain don't give a shit.

[Elessar]

I just plain don't give a shit.

You give enough of a shit to start threads begging the members to pay attention - and - give
a shit over your supposed exploits!

If you really don't give a shit, then "Don't start none (bullshit that is), and there won't be none".

[Gunny]

I just plain don't give a shit.

@tailfins Better start. Obviously, from looking at your thread's new home, and based on YOUR behavior, someone's had enough. I would think one of such a self-proclaimed "high intellect", you'd see the clue in it.

Calling one of the members of this board a whore ain't going to cut.

[jimnyc]

I just plain don't give a shit.

I had not seen this. A moderator politely spoke to you about the women on this board, and this was your reply. If this is how you'll care about treating the ladies here, then this is how much I care about you taking a vacation from here. See you in 2 days.

[hjmick]

I just plain don't give a shit.

Translation: I have no class.

[aboutime]

Better yet, let me put this in terms that even your pea brain can understand: I spent about a decade fucking dozens of Brazilian women before I met my wife.

tailfins. Funny you, of all people, would talk about, or call anyone else PEA BRAIN. Most of us already believe your low-life exploits from a PORN magazine makes you the one, and only PEA BRAIN here. Talking about yourself, and only YOU are impressed.