Quote Originally Posted by NightTrain View Post
There's nothing secret about it, bubba!

Anyone that doesn't like ketchup and miracle whip has been outed... and I can confirm she is repulsed by BOTH!

Plus, she married me for some reason.
I love them both, so long as not on the same sandwich!

Yeah, like my wifey, I VERY often wonder why she ever married me, and why she hasn't left an open home and disappeared in the middle of the night. That's what I would do if I were married to myself.

I just thought of that, is it OK to marry yourself in today's society? Is it discrimination if they don't let me?