Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
Here's another one though and I KNOW this is southern. I won't touch mayonnaise. It's Miracle Whip all the way.

I'm originally from Maine, Mom was Irish, Da was Canadian/American Indian. It was ALWAYS Mayo in the house. Once on my own I shifted to Miracle Whip & that's the only "white death" I'll use.

And I won't have mayo on a burger, my Bride claims that I have the same attitude as a Bruce Willis character when he said:
I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.