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    Default Tom Brady Gets Ready

    The Greatest of All Time, Tom Brady Gets 6th Finger Surgically Added To Hand To Hold Future Ring






    The Kicker (satire)- Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is clearly not satisfied with just five Super Bowl titles. In fact, he visited an experimental surgery clinic in Europe this offseason to add a sixth finger to his right hand in preparation for earning another ring.

    “Will this affect my throwing mechanics? No,” Brady said definitively. “In fact, it will just improve my grip on the ball. And it’s not cheating, because Gisele said I could do this.”
    Brady’s surgery has inspired other NFL players to try similar medical procedures.
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    except now he doesn't have a middle finger for his critics. i guess he will have to use his other hand.

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    That's great!! Makes me hate the bastard even more anyway, fake or not!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That's great!! Makes me hate the bastard even more anyway, fake or not!


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