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    They tear the OLD AND ROTTEN (clue there) fence down across the street and Einstein is take the OLD AND ROTTEN fencing and putting it in OUR f-ing garage.

    Well, but ... it's free. It's OLD AND ROTTEN. Hell-fucking-o ... why do you think they tore the OLD AND ROTTEN fence down and bought a new one?

    And you're blocking my weight bench, bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    They tear the OLD AND ROTTEN (clue there) fence down across the street and Einstein is take the OLD AND ROTTEN fencing and putting it in OUR f-ing garage.

    Well, but ... it's free. It's OLD AND ROTTEN. Hell-fucking-o ... why do you think they tore the OLD AND ROTTEN fence down and bought a new one?

    And you're blocking my weight bench, bitch.
    Is your sister-in-law living with you? Son-in-law! Got it!
    Last edited by Kathianne; 06-16-2017 at 04:24 PM.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    Is your sister-in-law living with you? Son-in-law! Got it!
    He'll never do a damned thing with it. We still have the last Old and rotten fence piled up in the garage. He doesn't do any work around here any-damned-way. Even if I buy the crap. It just sits there until my daughter finally gets in his a$$.

    I guarantee there will be some "rearranging". SH*t ain't getting in the way of MY damned weights.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    He'll never do a damned thing with it. We still have the last Old and rotten fence piled up in the garage. He doesn't do any work around here any-damned-way. Even if I buy the crap. It just sits there until my daughter finally gets in his a$$.

    I guarantee there will be some "rearranging". SH*t ain't getting in the way of MY damned weights.
    Watch your footing and blood pressure.


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    Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dis View Post
    Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..

    I have no problem with my son-in-law.


    My daughter is happy. I couldn't hope for anything more.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dis View Post
    Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..
    That's actually backwards. He's jealous of a matchstick. To the point I had to set his ass REAL straight on some innuendos a couple years back. I was like just because your hillbilly ass is from East Texas don't mean we all are.

    We usually get along. Until he kicks into dumbass gear. Interfering with MY operation is "dumbass gear".
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    I have no problem with my son-in-law.


    My daughter is happy. I couldn't hope for anything more.
    Yours probably doesn't collect rotten boards and pile them in the garage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Yours probably doesn't collect rotten boards and pile them in the garage.

    That and he's 3,000 miles away...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That and he's 3,000 miles away...
    Mine's out back in the 100 degree heat replacing rotten boards with rotten boards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    That and he's 3,000 miles away...

    ...and there's the ace in the hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hjmick View Post
    I have no problem with my son-in-law.


    My daughter is happy. I couldn't hope for anything more.
    I only have 1 son in law, he's a good dad and hubby. No complaints. Besides he makes me look easy going, gotta love THAT!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    I only have 1 son in law, he's a good dad and hubby. No complaints. Besides he makes me look easy going, gotta love THAT!
    Mine makes me look brilliant and a master of parenting skills. He's a good welder though.
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    Was hoping this was about sister in laws.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Mine makes me look brilliant and a master of parenting skills. He's a good welder though.
    Mig tig or stick ?

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