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Do SILs Come Only in Size Stupid?
They tear the OLD AND ROTTEN (clue there) fence down across the street and Einstein is take the OLD AND ROTTEN fencing and putting it in OUR f-ing garage.
Well, but ... it's free. It's OLD AND ROTTEN. Hell-fucking-o ... why do you think they tore the OLD AND ROTTEN fence down and bought a new one?
And you're blocking my weight bench, bitch.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Originally Posted by Gunny
They tear the OLD AND ROTTEN (clue there) fence down across the street and Einstein is take the OLD AND ROTTEN fencing and putting it in OUR f-ing garage.
Well, but ... it's free. It's OLD AND ROTTEN. Hell-fucking-o ... why do you think they tore the OLD AND ROTTEN fence down and bought a new one?
And you're blocking my weight bench, bitch.Is your sister-in-law living with you?Son-in-law! Got it!
Last edited by Kathianne; 06-16-2017 at 04:24 PM.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
Just Me
He'll never do a damned thing with it. We still have the last Old and rotten fence piled up in the garage. He doesn't do any work around here any-damned-way. Even if I buy the crap. It just sits there until my daughter finally gets in his a$$.
I guarantee there will be some "rearranging". SH*t ain't getting in the way of MY damned weights.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
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Watch your footing and blood pressure.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill
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Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..
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Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..
I have no problem with my son-in-law.
My daughter is happy. I couldn't hope for anything more.
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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That's actually backwards. He's jealous of a matchstick. To the point I had to set his ass REAL straight on some innuendos a couple years back. I was like just because your hillbilly ass is from East Texas don't mean we all are.Your SIl could be the Prince of Wales, and you'd still have a problem with him, simply because he is (by definition) your SIL, which means "married to your daughter"..
We usually get along. Until he kicks into dumbass gear. Interfering with MY operation is "dumbass gear".
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke
Over 40 Victim of Fate
They tear the OLD AND ROTTEN (clue there) fence down across the street and Einstein is take the OLD AND ROTTEN fencing and putting it in OUR f-ing garage.
Well, but ... it's free. It's OLD AND ROTTEN. Hell-fucking-o ... why do you think they tore the OLD AND ROTTEN fence down and bought a new one?
And you're blocking my weight bench, bitch.
Yes...
They come size narcissistic... size sanctimonious... size "yeah, great story, this is what HAPPENED to me...", size "my life is a lie, it's not wonderful like I've been telling you, can I borrow some money?", size "Bitch you better shut the hell up before I kick you out of my house", and all in the same sister-in-law.
The other one seems as if she's smart... at the very least she's not annoying like the first one...
Don't even get me started on her brothers...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
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