Hi. I'm Gary, From Texas...and I have a world record schlong

[darin]

19". unreal.

http://www.weekendherald.com/killeen...t-penis-world/

A 26-year old man from Killeen, Texas now officially has the world’s longest penis after he was measured by the world record authority at his home earlier this week. The new world record holder, who requested to be identified only as Gary to protect his identity, spoke to journalists at a press conference held after the measurement ceremony. “I am just thrilled at this, as you can imagine,’ he said. Prior to Gary's record breaking measurement, the world’s longest penis was a title held by Mexican man Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, who set the record with a measurement of 18.9 inches (48.1 cm) back in 2015. Since then, many men around the world have attempted to take the crown, but all have failed until now.Gary's penis was officially measured at 19.1 inches (48.5 cm) by the world record judges, earning him the title of world’s longest. It was a remarkable

[pete311]

That big is it's a curse. Can only bang total freaks.

[aboutime]

19". unreal.

http://www.weekendherald.com/killeen...t-penis-world/

dmp. So, is this guy gonna join the Transvestite club, join the military, and hope WE THE PEOPLE will pay for his special needs...hiding a dangerous weapon under his uniform?

[Black Diamond]

Someone hijacked dmps account.

[jimnyc]

That big is it's a curse. Can only bang total freaks.

I would agree. Most women won't want any part of that thing. Poor bastard is probably only good for porn & some crazy women!

[Abbey Marie]

One can decorate it at Christmas time...

[jimnyc]

One can decorate it at Christmas time...

My whole family could hang our stockings, and have room leftover!

[aboutime]

After a long day of laughing about this thread, and remembering all of the Transgender, Homosexual, Bi-sexual demands being made of WE THE PEOPLE.

I found myself asking. "If this guy with the so-called, WORLD'S longest Schlong is so impressive to himself in trying to brag about such things in public. I wonder if HE also is a Homosexual..ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF HIS OWN desires to INJECT his Wonder-toy into his own ORIFICES????"

A LESSON FOR HIM HERE....<img src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/04/13/28/041328ecdae789b44dfd68259d1a5f16--to-read-comment.jpg">

[NightTrain]

I feel sorry for the poor bastard. There's no woman in the world that could take him.

[Black Diamond]

I feel sorry for the poor bastard. There's no woman in the world that could take him.

Madonna?

[aboutime]

<img src="https://www.6sqft.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Amy-Schumer.jpg"> AMY SCHUMER WOULD HAVE ENOUGH ROOM!! She brags about it!!

They call them "MANHOLES" for a reason.

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