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    Default I Have Jim's Cat

    There's no other way to explain this doucheball.

    He constantly kneads his claws on the furniture. Only dipstick is declawed.

    And he constantly drags my granddaughter's stuffed animals into my room and humps them. Only he's neutered.

    I can think of only ONE perfect owner for this shit-for-brains feline @jimnyc
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    There's no other way to explain this doucheball.

    He constantly kneads his claws on the furniture. Only dipstick is declawed.

    And he constantly drags my granddaughter's stuffed animals into my room and humps them. Only he's neutered.

    I can think of only ONE perfect owner for this shit-for-brains feline @jimnyc
    My cat is a stuffed animal thief too. Pretty much all the kids from when he was younger are all locked in a closet now!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    My cat is a stuffed animal thief too. Pretty much all the kids from when he was younger are all locked in a closet now!
    NeaHe doesn't have just ONE stuffed animal. He has several in different rooms upstairs. Found two at once under my bed a couple of nights ago.

    I'll poke holes in the box I send him to you in.
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