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    Default I Have Jim's Cat

    There's no other way to explain this doucheball.

    He constantly kneads his claws on the furniture. Only dipstick is declawed.

    And he constantly drags my granddaughter's stuffed animals into my room and humps them. Only he's neutered.

    I can think of only ONE perfect owner for this shit-for-brains feline @jimnyc
    GET OFF MY LAWN

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    There's no other way to explain this doucheball.

    He constantly kneads his claws on the furniture. Only dipstick is declawed.

    And he constantly drags my granddaughter's stuffed animals into my room and humps them. Only he's neutered.

    I can think of only ONE perfect owner for this shit-for-brains feline @jimnyc
    My cat is a stuffed animal thief too. Pretty much all the kids from when he was younger are all locked in a closet now!
    I come in peace. I didnít bring artillery. But Iím pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you f*ck with me, Iíll kill you all. ---- Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    My cat is a stuffed animal thief too. Pretty much all the kids from when he was younger are all locked in a closet now!
    NeaHe doesn't have just ONE stuffed animal. He has several in different rooms upstairs. Found two at once under my bed a couple of nights ago.

    I'll poke holes in the box I send him to you in.
    GET OFF MY LAWN

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