This isn't from the Onion, this is a serious news story from the Washington Times, but I posted it in the Humor section anyway because I can't bring myself to call this real news. I've read stories on satirical sites that weren't this absurd.
I agree. Right up there with ESPN and Robert Lee. Crazy days.
"The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill