I have reached wit's end. My computer is so tired and lame I feel the only humane thing to do is put it out of it's misery. My dillema is the method to use. Should I shoot it, or just beat the hell out of it with an Adirondack 32 oz Alex Rodriquez baseball bat. I could poisen it with Ethylene Glycol like that lady did her two husbands in Georgia.

I want to do the right thing. Any suggestions?