man with no arms

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man with no arms


There was a man who lost an arm in an accident. He became very
depressed because he could no longer play golf or do any of the many
things he loved to do that required two arms. One day in his despair
he decided to commit suicide. He took an elevator to the top of a
building intending to jump to his death. As he got to the building's
edge he looked down and saw a man skipping and dancing along the
sidewalk, kicking up his heels in what looked to be pure joy. He
looked closer and saw that the man had no arms at all.

It struck him immediately, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself; I still have one good arm. That man with no arms, skipping
down the sidewalk so happy, getting on with his life."

He hurried down to the street and caught up with the armless man. He
told him how glad he was to see him and how, now inspired, he no
longer felt ugly and useless and suicidal. As he thanked him again
for saving his life the armless man started dancing and jumping
around again.

“Why are you so happy anyway?” asked the one arm man.

The armless man answered: "Happy? I'm not happy! My balls itch!"

[actsnoblemartin]

Thank You!!

man with no arms


There was a man who lost an arm in an accident. He became very
depressed because he could no longer play golf or do any of the many
things he loved to do that required two arms. One day in his despair
he decided to commit suicide. He took an elevator to the top of a
building intending to jump to his death. As he got to the building's
edge he looked down and saw a man skipping and dancing along the
sidewalk, kicking up his heels in what looked to be pure joy. He
looked closer and saw that the man had no arms at all.

It struck him immediately, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for
myself; I still have one good arm. That man with no arms, skipping
down the sidewalk so happy, getting on with his life."

He hurried down to the street and caught up with the armless man. He
told him how glad he was to see him and how, now inspired, he no
longer felt ugly and useless and suicidal. As he thanked him again
for saving his life the armless man started dancing and jumping
around again.

“Why are you so happy anyway?” asked the one arm man.

The armless man answered: "Happy? I'm not happy! My balls itch!"