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    Default Husbands say the darndest things

    I showed this book to Russ:




    He said, "Clearly a book of fiction."

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    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    I showed this book to Russ.



    He said, "Clearly a book of fiction."

    Wise man!

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    My wife tells me that I have only two faults...


    I don't listen and...


    Something else...
    "I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
    "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
    "The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll

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    Would Bill Cosby host this show as well ?

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    And one more on the topic:


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    “Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
    -Abbey

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    Russ deserves a frosty beer of his choice for that timely quip!
    Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum

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    Default My wife of 48 years got mad at me last week.

    I told her I sent away for a penis enlargement device, using EBAY, and she got mad because I spent $100 bucks. But that wasn't the only reason she got mad.
    FEDEX delivered the package this morning. I opened it up in front of her, and damn....How mad can one guy get??? All that was in the box was a MAGNIFYING GLASS.!

    I know...this should have been in the Humor section....but....well, us old guys do things our way.
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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