Been laughing since last night. My daughter broke her husband! Literally!

Douchebag was yelling at the kids about some trivial BS at the dinner table and tried to multi-task. He tried to go off on Annabelle AND eat, sucking a piece of chicken down his windpipe. My daughter jumps into action with "Heimlich" (abdominal thrust method) and breaks the clown's rib in the process. He's downstairs now playing victim .

I'm like "Maybe you ought to tell the guys at work (construction site) I broke your rib?" OH NO! Couldn't have me hurting him (in his mind anyway). He'd rather tell them he got broken in half by a chick