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    Default You CAN'T Make this Up

    Been laughing since last night. My daughter broke her husband! Literally!

    Douchebag was yelling at the kids about some trivial BS at the dinner table and tried to multi-task. He tried to go off on Annabelle AND eat, sucking a piece of chicken down his windpipe. My daughter jumps into action with "Heimlich" (abdominal thrust method) and breaks the clown's rib in the process. He's downstairs now playing victim .

    I'm like "Maybe you ought to tell the guys at work (construction site) I broke your rib?" OH NO! Couldn't have me hurting him (in his mind anyway). He'd rather tell them he got broken in half by a chick
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    Let's see. Do I tell the guys my wife cracked my rib or that a drill instructor did it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Black Diamond View Post
    Let's see. Do I tell the guys my wife cracked my rib or that a drill instructor did it.
    Ego. He got pissed when I told the EMT he did it to himself, then ran to my daughter for help. He got it
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Been laughing since last night. My daughter broke her husband! Literally!

    Douchebag was yelling at the kids about some trivial BS at the dinner table and tried to multi-task. He tried to go off on Annabelle AND eat, sucking a piece of chicken down his windpipe. My daughter jumps into action with "Heimlich" (abdominal thrust method) and breaks the clown's rib in the process. He's downstairs now playing victim .

    I'm like "Maybe you ought to tell the guys at work (construction site) I broke your rib?" OH NO! Couldn't have me hurting him (in his mind anyway). He'd rather tell them he got broken in half by a chick
    That's funny as hell!!

    Ronda Rousey was through similar with a reporter. I guess he felt that a "woman" wasn't maybe as tough as she seems.

    “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That's funny as hell!!

    Ronda Rousey was through similar with a reporter. I guess he felt that a "woman" wasn't maybe as tough as she seems.

    If Rhonda Rousey kicked my ass I'd just be like, "Yeah, but *I* got to "wrestle" with Rhonda Rousey
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimnyc View Post
    That's funny as hell!!

    Ronda Rousey was through similar with a reporter. I guess he felt that a "woman" wasn't maybe as tough as she seems.

    Nice video.. Except ,if she tried that maneuver on me I'd spin and knee her in the head,knocking her out.. Watch the video, she couldnt do it fast enough against a real fighter. When she lowered her head and her shoulder to execute the throw her opponent could easily, if quick enough, turn it all onto her. Even if it was only spinning away with a head shot that could knock her out..
    Sure she is tough, but not tough enough to beat a man that can truly fight unless he is weak and slow or dumb enough to take her lightly, IMHO.-Tyr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot View Post
    Nice video.. Except ,if she tried that maneuver on me I'd spin and knee her in the head,knocking her out.. Watch the video, she couldnt do it fast enough against a real fighter. When she lowered her head and her shoulder to execute the throw her opponent could easily, if quick enough, turn it all onto her. Even if it was only spinning away with a head shot that could knock her out..
    Sure she is tough, but not tough enough to beat a man that can truly fight unless he is weak and slow or dumb enough to take her lightly, IMHO.-Tyr
    Dude, you ARE getting old . I'd let her win if I COULD beat her.

    That means she gets to be on top, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    Dude, you ARE getting old . I'd let her win if I COULD beat her.

    That means she gets to be on top, right?
    Point well made my friend.
    However, if I did that -- I'd get beaten up for real by my daring wife.
    And tho' small she is a beautiful and tough lady that takes no crap from me!!- --Tyr
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    She's hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyr-Ziu Saxnot View Post
    Nice video.. Except ,if she tried that maneuver on me I'd spin and knee her in the head,knocking her out.. Watch the video, she couldnt do it fast enough against a real fighter. When she lowered her head and her shoulder to execute the throw her opponent could easily, if quick enough, turn it all onto her. Even if it was only spinning away with a head shot that could knock her out..
    Sure she is tough, but not tough enough to beat a man that can truly fight unless he is weak and slow or dumb enough to take her lightly, IMHO.-Tyr








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    Default I'd really get a huge KICK out of taking this one out in MMA or UFC...

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