Shouldn't Aspercreme be for hemorrhoids?
Shouldn't Aspercreme be for hemorrhoids?
After the game, the king and the pawn go into the same box - Author unknown
“Unfortunately, the truth is now whatever the media say it is”
-Abbey
And the winner of the Unfortunate Product Name and the award for Could Your Timing Be Any Worse...
"I am allergic to piety, it makes me break out in rash judgements." - Penn Jillette
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with a lot of pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
"The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered." - Robert G. Ingersoll
Liberals. The leftwingnuts are anything BUT liberal.
“When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.” Edumnd Burke