I should have put this in Humor. There is nothing goofier than a Southern hick in the snow. All less-than-an-inch we're getting. It's heavy and wet, but by gosh it's snow. "Look at that there white stuff fallin from the sky, Martha", as the whole neighborhood stands in their front yards and looks skyward. You'd think we were being attacked by UFOs
San Antonio "snow jacket" = bath robe
And of course I have to act like I care cuz of the grandkids. They're so giddy you'd think they were going to float. They got wet and frozen