“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colin." Need I say more?” - Chris Rock
muslims are cute when they're babies and then they grow up into terrorists (sarcasm off)
Again, I thought this was about what kind of beer you have with monkey kabobs.
I gotta slow down on the 16 oz curls
Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive.