Hehehe.
Here are some our phrases from the army:
Don't put you fingers in place, where dog will not put it's dick
Paratrooper never get cold. He just feel fresh
Why Earth is rotating? Because Russian paratroopers pushing it. (push-ups are favorite exercise in VDV
)
Soldier! Can't you feel it? The planet is stopping! Soldier, you need to save the world! Push the planet, push it! (optional command to do some push-ups)
Some "regular" phrases:
Boneless tongue - a person, who talk yoo much
Fear has big eyes - things, that we are afraid of are not so scary
Word is not a sparrow. If it flew out - you can't cach it. - Think, what you are saying
Bug is little, but stinky - too many problems from little thing
Strike the iron, while it's hot - Do not loose the moment
Golden hands - a person, who can do a lot with his hands
Cunning of fox - chicken's stupidity - I'm not smart. it's just you are stupid