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    Default I Scratched My Freakin Eyeball

    This sucks. Makes posting lots of fun. Now y'all get to figure out what language i'm typing in.
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    How did ya manage that?

    I've had so much shit in my eyes working maintenance, just comes with the territory, but that's some painful stuff, and the more you touch it the worse it hurts... SO DON'T TOUCH IT...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    This sucks. Makes posting lots of fun. Now y'all get to figure out what language i'm typing in.
    Sorry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    How did ya manage that?

    I've had so much shit in my eyes working maintenance, just comes with the territory, but that's some painful stuff, and the more you touch it the worse it hurts... SO DON'T TOUCH IT...
    Old guys like Gunny are a walking disaster....just sayin....
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Old guys like Gunny are a walking disaster....just sayin....
    Well... I'm a bigger disaster than he is then, because I'm older than him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Sorry!

    Your friend:

    That's not going to help. Are you kidding? As anal as I am? My nails are perfectly manicured and clean at all times unless I am in the middle of working. They get squared away REAL quick when I'm done .

    I scratched it running . I should leave it at that and let your imaginations wander over the many ways I could have pulled that feat off .

    Was one of those days where it wasn't hot or cold, so I had on a hoodie and a ball cap and was sweating. I kept wiping the sweat out of my eyes with the back of the hoodie sleeve. Best I can figure, THAT is what did it.

    Your eyeball is like skin and will grow back (yes, I have done this before playing basketball). But it is extremely painful. Your eye involuntarily closes, is extremely light sensitive, and when you overuse the other eye to compensate it stops focusing. Not to mention it feels like it is going to explode out of your face non-stop.

    So, I had a real fun day yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    This sucks. Makes posting lots of fun. Now y'all get to figure out what language i'm typing in.
    How did you manage that?

    Ohh...been there, done that, too!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CSM View Post
    Old guys like Gunny are a walking disaster....just sayin....
    Jerk!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    Well... I'm a bigger disaster than he is then, because I'm older than him...
    Pee-pee measuring HPD?

    Shit...anyone over 50 has a few...Ummm..Scrapes!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunny View Post
    This sucks. Makes posting lots of fun. Now y'all get to figure out what language i'm typing in.
    You have always been great with Typonese!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    Pee-pee measuring HPD?

    Shit...anyone over 50 has a few...Ummm..Scrapes!
    Yeah by the time you get up to our age you've had a few... "scrapes"...

    I'm lucky I'm still alive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    Yeah by the time you get up to our age you've had a few... "scrapes"...

    I'm lucky I'm still alive.
    Just took a fall 2 days ago. Sandal got caught in the carpet.
    Silly cat just stared!
    I have lost my mind. If found, please give it a snack and return it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elessar View Post
    Just took a fall 2 days ago. Sandal got caught in the carpet.
    Silly cat just stared!
    The cats are not the direction to look for help or sympathy. Probably wondering why you decided to lay on the floor at the bottom of the stairs
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    Quote Originally Posted by High_Plains_Drifter View Post
    Well... I'm a bigger disaster than he is then, because I'm older than him...
    High_Plains....Don't make me laugh! I don't have to be walking. I could just be standing, swing my arm, or bump my hand and it's INSTANT BRUISE..from all the blood thinners I take. PLAVIX and CRESTOR are instant bruise...even when I sleep. As for older....uh huh. Now in my 72nd year of antagonism toward liberals.
    I love to make Liberals Cry, and Whine.
    So, this is for them.
    GOD BLESS AMERICA - IN GOD WE TRUST !

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    Quote Originally Posted by aboutime View Post
    High_Plains....Don't make me laugh! I don't have to be walking. I could just be standing, swing my arm, or bump my hand and it's INSTANT BRUISE..from all the blood thinners I take. PLAVIX and CRESTOR are instant bruise...even when I sleep. As for older....uh huh. Now in my 72nd year of antagonism toward liberals.
    My forearms are horrid. I can look at them the wrong way and get a bruise. Whatever they did when they had a half dozen IVs in each of my forearms it has permanently jacked them up. I've got a bruise right now I have no idea where it came from.

    They don't hurt. Kinda ugly though.
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