Interview with President Hillary Clinton / March 1, 2010

[emmett]

Mrs. President, Congradulations on you r victory concerning the new Government Heath Care Program. I know you have worked on this for almost 20 years now and you must feel very good about it's passage.

Yes Anderson I do. I really believe now America has a chance to see that everyone has an equal opportunity to recieve quality medical care regardless of his her income, status or social standing.

So, that means everyone will have to use the system, right?

Well...............Ah..............Ah............. ...Um.........Yes,,.well..............No. Not everyone!

What do you mean?

Well......ah.um...um.......i........um. The system will be fair. Everyone, everyone in America will have access to it. It's the greatest thing to happen to our Health care in this counry since penicillan.

What will happen to Private Health Care Mrs. President?

Well...............ah....that will be illegal now. It isn't necessary. The government will take over those companies offices and services. They will be used in the best interests of everyone in America. Americans will benefit from this, you watch and see.

Isn't that Socialism Mrs. President?

NO!!!! Absolutely not! That is Democracy! Everyone should be treated equally.

Well, can't rich people still go elsewhere since they can afford it? I mean, let's say.....YOU....for example Mrs. President. Will you use the Natioal Health Care Program.

Well, the Presidents Health Care is offered free of charge as a part of the job Anderson. So you see, I certainly was not thinking about myself. I want everyone In America to have the same coverage regardless of their income.

Will Joe Blow get the same doctor you have?

Ah..................Ah.....well................... ..um.....um...NO. Probably not. I'm in Washington. Joe may be in Seattle.

What if Joe lives in Hayes Kansas Madam President?

(Hillary whispers while camera is on Anderson) : These questions are getting a little tough Andy! Could you tone it down a wee bit honey! I'll make it up to you later.

Mrs. Clinton! Who will determine who needs care and who does not?

A Pre-Screener Andy, oops...I mean Anderson. The Surgeon General, Howard Dean whom everyone knows is a dedicated doctor himself, has compiled a list of givernment authorized screeners who will see patients on a walk-in basis.

Will they be able to recieve care on a walk in basis?

psst.......I said, "tone it down", Ah....well no, not at that exact moment! The screener will diagnose the injury or medical problem and then his/her staff wil take care of scheduling an appointment for further care at a later time based on the severity of the problem.

Severity meaning who can slide more money under thetable?

THAT's IT! I have had enough of this. I can't believe even CNN is acting like FOX Fucking News. What did O'Reilly pay you Andy, what did he do? Tell me Andy! What did the bastard do to get you to assault me with these questions like this?

[GW in Ohio]

If President Hillary is smart, she won't try to reorganize our health care system; she'll just try to fix some of the problem areas.

The area where she will excel is foreign policy. I mean, she'll be good in that area, but after the fuck-ups of the Bush administration we could put a chimpanzee in charge of foreign policy and things would improve.

[PostmodernProphet]

an interview with Barak Obama, 2024:

Mr. President, what advice do you have for those running this November to be your successor?

"I want to tell them they have to have the courage to face the tough issues. We have many problems facing our nation. Illegal immigration, terrorism, health care costs, Social Security reform.....whoever gets this job is going to have to find solutions to those problems," (notice the misplaced comma?)

[waterrescuedude2000]

Neither of these fuckers are gonna make office right????? I hope thats the best candidates they can come up with then we are guaranteed another 4 years of a republican in office and I hope its Tancredo...

[Swarm]

Didnt Obama belong to radical muslim organization when he was younger? That scares me.

[PostmodernProphet]

Neither of these fuckers are gonna make office right?????

/shrugs....how would I know that, the election is still a long way off.......

at the present time, the Republicans better get off their asses and gather some support from voters, because they are screwing it up badly if they intend to get someone elected....

[nevadamedic]

If President Hillary is smart, she won't try to reorganize our health care system; she'll just try to fix some of the problem areas.

The area where she will excel is foreign policy. I mean, she'll be good in that area, but after the fuck-ups of the Bush administration we could put a chimpanzee in charge of foreign policy and things would improve.

Yea because the Middle East lerders will sit down and talk with her since they respect women so much and think women should be running countries. If she's elected were fucked as far as foreign policy is concerned.

[nevadamedic]

Didnt Obama belong to radical muslim organization when he was younger? That scares me.

Yup.................

[GW in Ohio]

Didnt Obama belong to radical muslim organization when he was younger? That scares me.

No, but feel free to continue circulating that rumor. It really energizes your wacko right-wing base.

[nevadamedic]

No, but feel free to continue circulating that rumor. It really energizes your wacko right-wing base.

Actually he did...............

[glockmail]

If President Hillary is smart, she won't try to reorganize our health care system; she'll just try to fix some of the problem areas.

The area where she will excel is foreign policy. I mean, she'll be good in that area, but after the fuck-ups of the Bush administration we could put a chimpanzee in charge of foreign policy and things would improve.

I'm getting damn tired of your bringing up old crap that you have been owned on before.

[glockmail]

Actually he did...............

Don't let the facts color GW's version of reality.

[GW in Ohio]

I'm getting damn tired of your bringing up old crap that you have been owned on before.

Hmmmmm....

So I bring up how the Bush team has totally fucked up our foreign policy and you say I've been refuted....."owned."

glockie: Because a few right-wingers here at Debate Policy say that Bush's foreign policy is a great success, that doesn't make it so.

If you're able to step out of your narrow, right-wing world where everyone thinks Rush Limbaugh is a genius and Dick Cheney is a wonderful guy.....if you're able to step back from that and look at the larger picture, you might see that my view of Bush (as a complete incompetent fuckup) is pretty much the view of mainstream America.

But again, this requires that you step out of the comfortable cocoon of right-wing politics. I don't think you're capable of doing that.

So go on thinking that you "own" me. Who am I to refute you?

[glockmail]

.... Who am I to refute you?

At least you've demonstrated the capacity to learn that much.