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    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks …
    “Honey, I’ve been thinking … now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, motorcycle riding and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat, motorcycles and airplane.
    Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?” “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” “Ex-wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
    “I wasn’t.”
    If the freedom of speech is taken away
    then dumb and silent we may be led,
    like sheep to the slaughter.


    George Washington (1732-1799) First President of the USA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SassyLady View Post
    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt. His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks …
    “Honey, I’ve been thinking … now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit hunting, shooting, hand loading, motorcycle riding and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns, boat, motorcycles and airplane.
    Tim gets this horrified look on his face. She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?” “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.” “Ex-wife!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
    “I wasn’t.”


    "The government is a child that has found their parents credit card, and spends knowing that they never have to reconcile the bill with their own money"-Shannon Churchill


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